13 Funniest military memes for the week of April 28

We found these awesome military memes and thought you guys might like ’em. Here are 13 of the funniest we found:

1. When it’s the perfect new house until you see the address (via The Salty Soldier).

funny-military-memes-jody-avenue

Seems like some bases have a Jody Avenue, Street, Parkway, Broadway, and Highway.

2. Dang. Can’t even rollerblade?
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

funny navy memes liberty briefing

About all you could do there is masturbate.

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3. I would not be entirely surprised to learn that Mattis is a Jedi (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

funny mattis memes establish a perimeter

Also wouldn’t be surprised to watch Mattis cut 100 enemies down with a lightsaber.

4. At least he warned everyone (via Pop smoke).

Funny Army Memes havent gotten laid explosive

Funny thing is, 1.4 is used when the package, “Consists of explosives that present a minor explosion hazard. The explosive effects are largely confined to the package and no projection of fragments of appreciable size or range is to be expected.”

5. Dangit, Air Force. If you would wear helmet bands, you could do it right (via Military World).

Funny Air Force memes playing marines

It’s almost like the ground forces know how to do this job.

6. This Snapple fact is completely true (via Coast Guard Memes).

Funny military memes pigeons more effective than non rates

And the pigeons were better than all humans, not just the non-rates. (But they only looked for red, orange, and yellow.)

7. See, my DD-214 won’t let me wake up before 8 a.m. (via CONUS Battle Drills).

funny military memes PT with you DD214

And yeah, it’s 8. Not 0800. ‘Cause of my DD-214 and all.

8. Better ratf-ck another MRE. No one is making it back for dinner chow (via Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said).

Funny Army memes ammo detail when no one can shoot

I highly recommend the brisket. Or getting better coaches on the firing line. Either or.

9. Everyone in their reenlistment window, remember that rapidly expanding the military requires lots of people and that means it’s a re-enlistee’s market (via Coast Guard Memes).

Funny military memes reenlistment deals

You at least got station of choice or something, right?

10. Huh. Guess I should change out of my Converse before I smoke this dude (via Decelerate Your Life).

funny-military-memes-shitb-g-blasting

Meh. Not really worth it.

11. This gets dark quickly (via Military Memes).

Funny-military-memes-one the beach

Also, it’s not spying if you’re using a crew-served weapon on full auto.

12. Seriously, guys, it’s not that bad out here (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

funny-military-memes

Come use your GI Bill. There’s booze. And degrees. And jobs.

13. These missiles got attitude with altitude and they don’t need a plane to complete them.

Funny Navy memes independent missile

And thanks to someone’s royal screwup, it’s going to get a chance to prove it.

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