13 funniest military memes for the week of Aug. 18th

The other guy, Logan Nye, is deploying to go do some Hooah sh*t for Uncle Sam. Hope nothing big happened this week…

Ah. Sh*t. Well then.

Here are some memes to help you forget that you didn’t make the promotion list and as the possibility of WWIII — or Civil War II — increases daily.

13. Give her a break. Her bumper sticker says she has the hardest job in the military.

12. Nothing sweeter than that first burger stateside.

11. Um…they’re both laying around when there’s work to do? Yeah. Let’s go with that.

10. The only way CQ or Staff Duty is less sh*tty is if one of your boys says there’s a “problem” you have to go check on.

9. I hope that burden of responsibility weighs the f*ck out of you.

(via Pop Smoke)

8. I still never figured out the proper response to civilians thanking me.

7.  We hear you talking all tough behind a computer screen.

6. Best part of the stupid velcro patches the Army had? We weren’t stuck with crap patches sold off-post.

5. Say “Roger.” Move on. And wait until your ETS.

4. Brig and other NJPs have got to suck but hey, at least there’s a consolation prize for that dude that hid in the engine room!

3. There ain’t nothing in the world 100-MPH tape, 550 cord, and a “F*ck it” attitude can’t fix!

Did you know that apparently E-3s and below in the Naval Aviation field are called Airmen? (Via Sh*t My LPO Says)

2. 10/10 Would promote ahead of peers!

(Via USAWTFM)

1. It’s impossible for Neo-Nazis to be proud Americans when 405,399 Americans died and 1,076,245 were wounded in battle fighting Nazi scum and their allies.

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