13 funniest military memes for the week of March 31

It’s always a bad idea for payday to come on a Friday. Here’s hoping that everyone makes it to Monday without any recall formations because some lance corporal stole a car and crashed it into the general’s house.

In the meantime, here are 13 funny military memes:

1. You can just hear that lead fellow yelling, “To the strip clubs!”
(via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting)

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That’s where they keep both alcohol and titillation.

2. Believe it or not, the DD-214 won’t solve all your problems (via Shit my LPO says).

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It only solves your worst ones.

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3. Sounds like the E-4 Mafia is going to let you have a little taste of what they took (via Military World).

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“Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Haaalll-e-lujah!”

4. Airmen getting after it (via Military Memes).

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Carrying over seven pounds of pillows and firing a .5mm laser. Air Power!

5. When the commander suddenly remembers that he doesn’t want you promoted:
(via Marine Corps Memes)

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“Jones will get picked up? Crap! Someone get me a counseling statement!”

6. “Alright new officers and privates, here are your compasses and maps …”
(via Lost in the Sauce)

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“… and here are your emergency flares and chemlights for when you get lost.”

7. Anyone that doe-eyed is unlikely to want to hear your war stories (via Pop smoke).

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“… and that was when we ran out of bullets,” is not how good pickup lines end.

8. Some things can’t be treated with ibuprofen (via Decelerate Your Life).

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Bet the corpsman give each other real medicine.

9. The true secret to the military:
(via Decelerate Your Life)

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E-4 is E-4 is E-4.

10. Knees in the breeze, Donald (via Do You Even Jump?).

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Not sure how you lower your combat load when it’s rigged that way, though. Maybe have a jumpmaster check that out.

11. This is Sgt. Rex, and you will stand at parade rest for him (via Air Force Nation).

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The man behind the flag is Carl. Feel free to kick him.

12. Today is a special day for the Corps. Give them some Crayolas or something (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).

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No one has earned their crayons like the United States Marines have.

13. How new NCOs feel about everyone in their squad (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).

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No one is standing at parade rest for the guy they were partying with the night before the promotion ceremony.

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