13 funniest military memes for the week of Oct. 14

All the best military memes, distilled down to these 13 funniest.

1. Hey, a lightning strike would probably get you a decent profile for a few days, as well (via The Salty Soldier).

tss-pt-rain-lightning-strike

Just try not to get a real “dead man’s profile” while you’re getting struck.

2. Spraying each other with the hose isn’t funny when the pressure could tear a hole in the MOPP gear (via Military Memes).

milmemes-eagle-washing-the-car

No horseplay during chemical attacks.

3. Why no American allies like American MREs:
(via Australian Warfighters)

australian-warfighters-mre-shits

Sorry, Australia. That stuff really messes up your down unders.

SEE ALSO: The US Navy strikes back after dodging rebel missiles off of Yemen >

4. $15 isn’t bad for custom food in the field (via Military Memes).

milmemes-eagle-food-processors-marines

And you could label all your crayons, so no other Marines eat them.

5. “Sir, we’re definitely walking in circles. That guy who keeps turning around ahead of us? That’s our rear security.”
(via Military Memes)

milmemes-lt-map-compass-circle

“Maybe if you let the fister give directions for a little bit ….”

6. Gotta keep those buoys Semper Paratus:
(via Coast Guard Memes)

cgm-save-lives-scrape-poop

Buoy tending isn’t glamorous, but someone has to do it.

7. You’ll never escape. There aren’t even any discharge papers in that maze (via Military Memes).

2-milmemes-eagle-new-soldier

Aint no discharge in the maze, ain’t no discharge on the ground, ain’t no discharge all around.

8. “Wouldn’t it be great if there were an animal patrolling with us whose primary skill is puking hairballs and showing off its butt?”
(via Military Memes)

milmemes-jacked-wish-we-had-a-cat

“No? Guess we’ll stick with the one that finds bombs and kills terrorists.”

9. Everyone’s greatest hope during firewatch is that the drill instructor would talk to the other guard (via Team Non-Rec).

tnr-marine-corp-firewatch-and-chill

That’s why the blue falcons spend the entire shift “cleaning” the head.

10. He’s going to spend hours pointing out everything you did wrong (via The Salty Soldier).

tss-1sg-face-weekend-incident

Wouldn’t it be great to see this dog discussing an incident with an MP military working dog? Like, I would watch a TV show of an all-dog military just dealing with random, garrison shenanigans.

11. Soldiers will make fun of you for being weak and coddled …
(via The Salty Soldier)

tss-air-force-should-joined-army

… while being secretly jealous of how much you are coddled.

12. The best part is that first formation isn’t until 0500 (via The Salty Soldier).

tss-0300-wakeup

And SP is at 0900.

13. Just. Make. It. Stop. (via The Salty Soldier)

tss-add-on-briefing

No more questions. No more “one more things.”

TOP ARTICLES
A Vietnam veteran returned a library book after 52 years

A Marine deployed to a recon battalion in Vietnam wanted a perspective on the locals. So he checked a book out from the base library... for half a century.

This musician made a music video with the SEAL who killed bin Laden

Tim Montana is a musician with a “rip-roaring, swamp’rockin’ vibe” — and he’s just getting started. The coolest thing about him? He loves helping vets.

This is what the Army's 'Iron Men of Metz' and Attila the Hun have in common

The Iron Men of Metz did what only Attila the Hun could do some 1,500 years before: capture the heavily fortified city of Metz and force the enemy out.

5 terribly hilarious gifts to scuff up a basic trainee

Why not show that you truly care about your young recruit by also helping their trainers mess with them? Get in on the fun! Be creative.

The MARSOC driving course is not like your typical day at the DMV

These Marines continuously train to keep their skills sharp and take pride in being the best at all ends of the spectrum — including tactical driving.

7 more phrases old school veterans can't stop saying — and we love it

We love our old-school veterans that don't have a problem speaking their minds. They have some humorous sayings that we still use to this day.

This Army nurse's epic fight for a memorial for women Vietnam veterans

Some 11,000 women served in Vietnam, many as nurses and many under hostile fire. They had to fight to have their memorial built on the National Mall.

5 tips to prepare potential boots to join the military

No matter which branch you're thinking of joining, these mental and physical tips will help you be ready for when you're staring at a smoky bear hat.

6 reasons the Air Force wants to get its hands on Russian DNA

Ankle bone connected to the shin bone, shin bone connected to the knee bone, knee bone connected to a Russian, Air Force wants to get his genome.

US Navy searches for 3 missing sailors after plane crashes en route to USS Ronald Reagan

The US Navy is conducting a search for the 3 missing sailors after a plane carrying 11 passengers crashed into the sea southeast of Okinawa.