The 13 funniest military memes of the week

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1. “Billy Mays here for the full metal jacket!” (via Sh-t My LPO Says)

Military memes Billy Mays ISIS

“Now in two sizes! 5.56mm and 7.62mm NATO rounds you can carry with you! But wait! If you buy the truck mounted units, you can also get 30mm and .50-cal! Also, if you call now …!”

2. Should’ve studied (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

Military memes Navy Coast Guard shame

If he had scored any lower, he might’ve had to join the Army.

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3. You have your chain of command, the NCO support channel … (via Air Force Memes and Humor)

Military memes Army E4 mafia danger zone

… and then you have the guys who actually make decisions.

4.  Junior enlisted can’t get no respect (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

Military memes Air force pirates of the caribbean

“You can come closer if you want, sergeant. We can’t make you help.”

5. When you’ve spend just a little too much time at home (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

Military memes TDY outta here

“Come on, man. I’ll even go to Texas.”

6. A clean ship is a safe ship (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

Military memes Navy ship maintenance

You don’t want to see what happens when you skip painting.

7. “Mom, really, I love you. It’s just …” (Via Out Of Regs)

Military memes Marine Corps cant talk calls home

“Ugh, hold on. I’m getting a text.”

8. See? This is why you’re supposed to leave the post after you retire (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

Military memes colors shit

Come on. You’re caught. Just salute.

9. Sure. It’s funny when he shows up at berthing with all those tacos (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

Military memes Navy PRT fat body

But, what happens when you’re trying to sleep and he’s farting “Anchors Away”?

10. Purell. Nearly as good as inspections at keeping recruits awake (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

Military memes Army purell staying awake 24 hour duty

Veterans know to just mix dip with their energy drinks.

11. They’re going to take on a lot of water when they pull out of port.

Military memes Navy budget cuts

Probably less likely to damage a World War II monument though.

 12. How about a date with democracy?

Military memes America free bald eagle

13. No matter how many times you tell them, this still happens.

Military memes Marine Corps Marine locked knees parade deck casualty

Side note, does that pilot in the foreground know how to curl his fingers at the position of attention? Or does an NCO need to go correct him?

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