The 13 funniest military memes of the week

More memes than you can shake a bayonet at.

1. When you all show up to the ball in the same dress.

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“We finally got to design our own look and we all chose grass chic?”

2. They’re just so adorable when they play military.

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“Time out! Time out! I think you bruised my leg!”

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3. The Air Force likes to front load the pain and get it out of the way.

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That way, the next six weeks or whatever aren’t too hard.

4. When the ensign is not happy with your performance.

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“Did I say mashed bananas, chief? No. I believe I said blended sweet potatoes, didn’t I?”

5. “My number provides firm support with a few nice rocks to prop me up.”

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“It’s number 11 Bravo.”

6. “Surprise!”

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“I just wanted you to know I was thinking of you!”

7. Not sure what insurance could do for you at this point.

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You may want to do the EOD jingle at this point.

8. Promises, promises.

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Don’t believe you’re getting off until you’re in the barracks with the door locked. Then, hide from the Duty NCO because he’ll bring you back.

9. Operational security is important.

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“We were wearing all of our tactical gear. We should’ve been invincible!”

10. “It’ll be just like Call of Duty.”

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“Your recruiter lied to you? Quick, call your Congressman!”

11. If those bags aren’t filled with fungicide, he’s still screwed.

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Luckily, doc will be able to give you 800mg of ibuprofen to deal with the diseases you pick up.

 12. Forgot your shower shoes?

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That’s going to come up at libo brief.

13. When boots graduate boot camp and are surprised they’re still boots.

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Turns out, EGA isn’t a championship trophy.

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