17 images that show why going to the armory sucks

Tim Kirkpatrick
Oct 16, 2019 5:14 PM PDT
1 minute read
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SUMMARY

Checking out your weapon from the armory can be like standing in line at the DMV — it’s the worst game of hurry up and wait ever. You were instructed to show up bright and early to check out your weapon, but the armorers never seemed to…

Checking out your weapon from the armory can be like standing in line at the DMV — it's the worst game of hurry up and wait ever.


You were instructed to show up bright and early to check out your weapon, but the armorers never seemed to be there on time.

But once you received your rifle, life seemed to finally make sense now that you get to shoot something up. After an amazing day at the range, you now have the problem of cleaning the rifle so well the Marines working at the armory will take it back on your first pass.

If not you'll stay and clean all evening long because the armors usually stand a 24-hour duty.

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So check out how your day typically went after you checked out your rifle from the armory.

1. When you're told to be on time at the armory but the gate is locked.

Where are they? (Images via Giphy)

2. After 20 minutes of ringing the bell and a few Starbucks espresso shots — you finally gain entry.

Hulk wants in! (Images via Giphy)

3. When the armorer's window finally opens for the first time after waiting what felt like an eternity.

That's freakin' bright. (Images via Giphy)

4. The look you give when the armorer when he asks you for the weapon's serial number but all the caffeine you drank pulled all the blood out of your brain. Good thing you brought your weapons card with you.

Damn, I'm having a brain fart. (Images via Giphy)

5. Then when you get your beautiful and perfectly oiled rifle from the armor.

It feels like f*cking Christmas. (Images via Giphy)

6. How you felt running to the range to take your stress out on a few already destroyed armored vehicles.

Move! Out of my way! (Image via Giphy)

7. How you felt after putting hundreds of rounds accurately down range.

I'm the strongest man alive! (Images via Giphy)

8. After the adrenaline goes away, you realized it's already 1700, you still need to clean out all the carbon that's built up, and you have a date in a few hours.

Where did the time go? (Images via Giphy)

9. This is how fast you ran back to the armory.

Move! (Images via Giphy)

10. You scrubbed your weapon in record time.

That looks good enough. (Images via Giphy)

11. But the armorer used his dirty finger and rejected taking the rifle back into storage.

That's not the finger we were talking about but okay. (Images via Giphy)

12. Then you yelled ...

We feel you. (Images via Giphy)

13. You then began angrily scrubbing your rifle.

F*ck you carbon! (Images via Giphy)

14. Then you noticed the other platoons going home for the day and you're still stuck here.

Farewell. (Images via Giphy)

15. After your arm gets tired, the perfect idea pops into your head.

I got it! (Images via Giphy)

16. When you walk up to the armorer's window and you clearly put $10 inside the weapon's ejection port.

We think she's trying to drop a hint. (Images via Giphy)

17. It worked!

I'm free. (Image via Giphy)

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