7 hilarious Marine shenanigans the commandant wouldn’t like

Logan Nye
Jun 25, 2018 3:55 PM PDT
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7 hilarious Marine shenanigans the commandant wouldn’t like

SUMMARY

The Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. Robert B. Neller, gave an interview recently where he

The Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. Robert B. Neller, gave an interview recently where he critiqued Marines for getting into "general jackassery." And while we strongly agree with most of Neller's comments (don't get drunk and commit crimes, don't get drunk and get yourself kicked out, don't get drunk and hurt yourself) we do hope that Marines keep getting into some general jackassery.


Because that's how we get videos and photos like these, and these things are hilarious. (Just a heads up, most of these videos include some foul language.)

1. Marines creating spoof music videos

Come on, sir. This video is funny, family friendly, and no one got hurt. Assuming production didn't affect operations, what's the harm?

2. Marines racing in their sleeping bags

Alright, we get where you're coming from with this one. Sure, it's funny, but if those falls had gone a little differently the "Two Marines can't train because of injury" would be a pretty expensive way to get some lulz. But we would still lulz, sir. We would still lulz hard.

3. Marines clearing their own barracks with brooms and mops

Come on, this is basically training.

4. Marines creating hilarious sketch videos

If it doesn't affect operations but makes everyone laugh so hard they forget the green weenie in their butts, then it's a net gain for the Corps. (Anyone who doesn't know about Terminal Boots should follow them). This video even includes some good lessons for junior leaders like, "Never be the worst Marine in your grade."

5. Marines dancing to what are likely video game instructions

Sure, they look ridiculous. But there's no harm in that.

6. Marines trying to dance sexily in weird costumes

We hope no one actually finds this sexy, but it's not exactly harmful or risky. (Also, that Marine in the back quietly getting ready to go somewhere like two dudes aren't dancing in panda masks is our new hero).

7. Seriously, what is it with Marines, weird costumes, and "sexy" dancing?

Seriously, sir, you may want to train your men on what the word "sexy" means. Also, if either dude tried to dance on the bannister, we would be back to the injury problem.

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