13 hilarious urinalysis memes every troop will understand
Time for another round of memes. This week we’re doing something a little different by highlighting the infamous urinalysis. That’s right, the pee test. They say it’s necessary for a sober military, but it’s really more like a creepy invasion of privacy. What, they don’t trust us?
Urinalysis is the fastest way to get everyone on pins and needles.
You know it’s going to be a long day when it starts like this …
That reaction to urinalysis raises suspicions.
Meanwhile, across the room, there’s downer Dave with a lot on his mind.
And why are urinalysis observers people you rarely see in your unit?
Oh yea, that’s why.
There’s a fine balance between going on demand and holding it.
How it feels when it’s finally your turn.
Too bad “pecker checker” is already taken.
Most times, peeing into the urinal is good enough, and there’s this guy …
What he looks like when you turn and face him.
The feeling you get when it’s finally over, nevermind the observer.
Then, there’s the pondering boot.
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