Here's The Hilarious Result Of Mashing Up Left Shark With Famous Military Quotes

We all know by now that Left Shark was the big hit of the big Super Bowl game, but he’s also pretty influential in military circles.

Well, at least he should be. Check out these famous military quotes with the infamous Gen. Left Shark, the hero we need and deserve.

Left Shark Gen Mattis

Gen. James “Mad Shark” Mattis is not afraid to fail, whether behind Katy Perry or in front of Marines.

Left Shark Mattis

You shouldn’t be bummed just because you’re decisively engaged. Smile as you practice your marksmanship.

Left Shark Patton Jr.

Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. reminded Katy Perry and Right Shark that if they can’t lead properly, Left Shark will make it’s own choreography.

Left Shark Hericlitus

Sure, there are plenty of dancers on the stage. But only one is Greek Left Shark Hericlitus.

Left Shark Mattis

Mad Shark Mattis reminds his enemies that, yes, he wants peace, but he has endless teeth to destroy those who don’t.

Beatings continue

Sgt. Left Shark wants good morale, and he will have it by any means necessary.

die for his

Gen. Left Shark Patton Jr. knows how you win wars.

War Is Hell

Gen. Left Shark Sherman brought great destruction across the South during the Civil War. When protests reached him, he was unapologetic.

Live Forever

Sgt. Maj. Dan Left Shark Daly might be able to live forever, but he doesn’t see any reason to.

Pen is mightier

General Douglas Left Shark McArthur never went in for ball point pens when firings pins were an option.

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