The 13 Funniest Military Memes This Week

Welcome to 2015! The holidays are over and, for some of us, the shine is already coming off the New Year. If you need a boost to face the next 52 weeks, try these 13 military memes that made us laugh.

The dog jumped; paratroopers just fall

Air Force, Airborne, military memes, working dogs, canines, K-9
Hey, the dogs get parachutes too.

No loitering or soliciting

Marine Corps, Devil Dogs, Military Meme
The only bum fights with national security repercussions

The best air shows require ordnance

Air Force, bombing, Military Meme
Why set down the controller? Can’t you pilot with those now?

It’s alright, you’ll sweat it out

Military Meme, Physical training, PT
As long as you wear a reflective belt

No s–t, there I was…

Military Meme, National Guard, Ice Cream Truck, Army
…it had been hours since lunch, and I was at the back of the line.

If they were equal, the Marines couldn’t spend so much time bragging

Military Meme, Marine Corps
Nope, just paid the same.

Dress for the job you want

PPE, Military meme, Army, deployment, Combat
Pretty sure those toys are wearing their helmets though. Proper PPE, fellas, Proper PPE.


ENDEX, Military Meme, Kunsan, Air Force
Best feeling in the military is, right before you have to admit you screwed up, hearing ENDEX.

The miracle of birth

Military Meme, Air Force, Jets, Fighters, Cargo planes
Jets, the only babies that throw their own showers

Overly manly man has a sweet tooth

Cavalry, Cav Scout, Military Meme, Overly Manly Man
No. They don’t share them either.

Lock the door, leave the lights off

Duty NCO, Military Life, Military Meme
It’s always the duty. ALWAYS.

At least they included a spot for the helicopter

Air Force, Navy, Golf, Carrier, Military Memes
Kind of surprised they settled for only one hole

Military service is steeped in tradition

Military Meme, History, Army, Rockets, Bazookas, AT-4
Worst time for a negligent discharge