The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Back to standard two-day weekends. Oh well. At least Independence Day weekend was fun while it lasted.

1. Really, really fun (via Sh*t My LPO Says).

Military memes safety briefs fireworks

Hopefully, this guy wasn’t in your unit.

2. If you want logistics join the Army (via Terminal Lance)

Military memes DARPA robot legs

If you want robots, join DARPA.

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3. Your medicine will be ready when it’s ready … (via Sh*t My LPO Says)

Military memes Navy pharmacy medical appointments

… which will be sometime next Thursday.

4. Congratulations on your contract (via Sh*t My LPO Says).

Military memes Marine Corps USMC reenlistment

It’s a bummer when your family celebrates that they’ll only see you half the time for the next few years.

5. Budget cuts are taking a toll (via Air Force Memes and Humor)

Military memes air force air support

But at least everyone’s spirits are up.

6. Profiles, chits, doctors’ notes, it’s all shamming.

Military memes light duty chit

Not sure which service lets you spend your light duty drinking beer in a recliner though. Pretty good reenlistment incentive.

7. You know that even Unsolved Mysteries couldn’t answer that question, right? (via Team Non-Rec)

Military memes warrant officers

Warrant Officer’s are like reflective belts. The brass insist they work and everyone else just goes along with it.

8. I want to see these three guys shark attack some young private (via Sh*t My LPO Says).

Military memes senior enlisted boot lt

It’s always great when lieutenants explain the military to senior enlisted.

9. It gets real out there (via Team Non-Rec)

Military memes Army pizza the crucible

I mean, they don’t even have napkins for their pizza.

10. Patriotic duty

Military memes elementary school

Say your pledges, protect America, see peace in our time.

11. They specialize in anti-oxidation operations and haze grey proliferation.

Military memes Navy boatswain's mates

That’s a fancy way of saying they scrape rust and spread paint.

 12. Never forget (via Air Force Memes and Humor)

Military memes Independence day Russell Casse Victory in our time

Clearly, this man behind the stick of an F/A-18 is a good idea.

13. You want their attention? Better have some Oakleys and cigarettes that “fell off a truck.”

E4 Mafia military army memes

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