The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Holiday weekend. Here’s hoping you got a good safety briefing, made responsible decisions, and have woken up fresh and ready to celebrate America. And here’s an 800mg ibuprofen and a bag of saline because we know you got hammered and tattooed “Murica” on your lower back last night.

1. Most military bases are wastelands with a few palm trees and ant mounds.

Military memes Air Force USAF Memes

Air Force bases are magical chocolate factories.

2. Surprise, this meme was posted by a sailor.

Military memes Rob Lowe USMC USA USN USAF army navy air force marines memes

You know the Marines are OK with this, right?

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3. Coast Guard officers are some intrepid individuals.

Military memes Cost Guard academy

Staring down danger and slowly sliding a knife into it.

4. When you’re stuck on hold at the worst time.

Military memes Army fire missions

Yeah, we need those guns now. Any chance we can jump the line?

5. If you wanted a cot, you should’ve joined the Army (via Marine Corps Memes).

Military memes Rack out USMC Marine Corps

Marines make do.

6. Oh, did you want to go on leave? I forgot because you haven’t asked me in the last 4 seconds (via Sh*t my LPO says).

Military memes Navy sailor leave chit USN

If it gets approved, it gets approved. Until then, maybe don’t keep asking.

7. Well, technically it does give him control over you.

Military memes academy graduates new lieutenants

Which sucks since he’s essentially a boot. A boot who can quote Shakespeare, but a boot.

8. No matter the backstory, this will turn out badly for the trainees.

Military memes Army drill sergeant mowing lawn

Just don’t get caught watching him, recruits.

9. Most pushers can get you as high as a kite (via Marine Corps Memes).

Military memes Aim high us air force USAF jet fighter sneaking out of bushes

This guy can get you 60,000 feet above that.

10. The weapon just had so many parts and that big spring (Coast Guard Memes).

Military memes Navy sailor assembling weapons USN

He’s really just used to haze grey and a paint brush.

11. Least sexy part of the Coast Guard mission: navigational aides (via Navy Memes).

Military memes cost Guard Buoys

Sexiest? Being promoted to the Navy.

 12. M4s say, “You’re not welcome,” while .50-cals say, “Stay the f*ck out.”

Military memes Army Marine Corps .50-cal ma deuce

The Mark 19 says, “I’m going to turn you into a puddle of goo now.”

13. Are you on duty this weekend? (via Marine Corps Memes)

Military memes Marine Corps gunny broomstick

Just minimize the window. We’ll be here when you get back.

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