The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Look, we’ve all been super busy dreaming about destroying ISIS with a bunch of “pew pew” and “BRRRRRT!” and we completely forgot to get you a Christmas present.

Just take these 13 funny military memes instead:

1. There are certain skills the military imbues you with (via Air Force Nation).

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For POGs it’s the ability to quickly get lint out of a Skillcraft pen.

2. Think he can get into the DFAC with that?
(via Sh-t My LPO Says)

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Must require one hell of a CAC reader.

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3. Just surprised it only took 10 months (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

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The “$110 million” went mostly to the top secret coating that’s supposed to repel PT failures.

4. Seriously, even basic training makes the knees creak (via Team Non-Rec).

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But hey, you might get 10 percent VA and free ibuprofen for life.

5. With motor pools like these, who needs cots?
(via Marine Corps Memes)

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The real reason troops wear such spiffy hats is so they’ll always have an improvised pillow.

6. One of these things is not like the others (via Team Non-Rec).

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Actually none of these dudes match one another, so the Stormtrooper is probably fine.

7. Army Strong, not smart.

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Spelling is something the cadets will have to learn at their units.

8. The best Christmas lights are on their way to Syria:

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A few minutes after the light show, there’s a killer fireworks display.

9. Must’ve been rough, having to fold all those towels.

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“Yeah! And it was really hot when we weren’t in the A/C!”

10. This Christmas caroller only knows one song …
(via Save the A-10)

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… but it’s a classic. BRRRRRT!!

11. She has a lot of wisdom to share.

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But no one knows why she has to share it when you’re already 10 minutes late.

12. You have to kill the time somehow (via Marine Corps Memes).

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It’s this or another game of “Would you rather?”

13. Just because they don’t celebrate Christmas …

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… doesn’t mean we cant get ISIS something nice.