The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Feb 5, 2020 7:03 PM PST

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We stole these memes from sergeant major's secret stash. Keep them hidden.

1. Dreams do come true (via Air Force Nation).

Of course, that feeling wears off. Unlike your contract.

2. Secret Squirrel finally gets his origin movie:

(via Devil Dog Nation)

Spoiler: He's joining for a girl but loses her to Jody.

3. Yeah, you're going to have to clean that a few more times (via The Salty Soldier).

Also, the armorer is about to leave for the next 8 hours for mandatory training.

4. Different motivations result in different standards:

(via Sh-t my LPO says)

We're sure it all tastes the same.

5. Those poor kids (via Team Non-Rec).

The Air Force didn't even bring them a heavy caliber.

6. Getting the coolest jump wings sometimes means going to extremes ...

(via Do You Even Jump?)

... like, you know, treason

7. Spiderman can complain all he wants (via Sh-t my LPO says).

His web-slinging antics are the subject of this briefing is about that lawdy, dawdy everybody has to attend.

8. Chief just has a little different tone depending on the audience (via Sh-t my LPO says).

Also, the knife is different. And the blood.

9. We still need your Brrrrrt, you beautiful beast.

We will call. Trust us, we will call.

10. "Shouldn't have met 1SG's eyes, dude."

(via Pop Smoke)

11. "Oh, you've done hours of digital training?"