Anatomy of veteran internet outrage — a 12-step guide

We’ve all seen this one, of course. You’re just browsing your Facebook newsfeed, checking out the news of the day, when you see it: The news story that’s going to drive some of your veteran friends up a wall. Here’s how it usually goes.

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1. A news story hits the wires, and quickly gains traction on Twitter and Facebook. It could be about military-related topics: female Rangers, a veteran who was denied a discount at a restaurant, or the F-35. Or it could be about absolutely nothing to do with the military, like Caitlyn Jenner.

2. A military-related Facebook page posts the link to the news story with an outraged caption. It goes something like, “Unreal! This [person completely unrelated to the military] is being called a hero?”

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3. One of your veteran friends posts the link to their Facebook account, with a pithy comment like “This is why we can’t have nice things,” or “SMH.”

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4. Someone leaves a comment seriously blaming Obama for all of this.

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5. An older veteran chimes in to say it was much different back when he/she was in. “The military is going downhill,” they might say.

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6. Someone disagrees with the original post and their fellow commenters. It’s a well-reasoned and thought out response, with at least two paragraphs of information and links shared to back up their viewpoint.

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7. Another person comments just milliseconds later to tell the previous poster that he’s completely wrong. This commenter either reads incredibly fast or doesn’t read at all (obviously the latter).

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8. The name-calling begins. The guy actually making a reasoned response is called names like “idiot” and “shitstain” by multiple people. Someone else jumps in to say he probably voted for Obama. Another trolls his/her profile and makes fun of their profile photo.

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Reenactment of what the guy with the well-reasoned argument’s face looks like at this point.

9. Someone only comments with a picture of Michael Jackson eating popcorn.

10. We’re completely derailed at this point. More memes are inbound.

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11. No one is even talking about the original news story at this point, and there is little interest in doing so.

12. Oh, wow. Something new happened: A lion is killed by an illegal poacher in Africa, and a new link is posted to share outrage that everyone cares about a stupid lion but not veterans. The circle of life is complete.

(inspired by a post here)

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