6 ways Austin Powers is way more operator than you
In 1997, Britain’s biggest playboy and best special agent Austin Powers rocked movie-goers with his bad teeth and groovy personality.
Completely backed by the powerful Ministry of Defense, Powers stopped at nothing to take down his most villainous arch-enemy, Dr. Evil, who commonly held the world hostage while putting his pinky in his mouth.
Against all odds, Powers continually did his part to finish his mission, regardless of what planet or time period it took place in.
So check out six ways Austin Powers is more operator than you’ll ever be.
6. He volunteered to be cryogenically frozen.
Austin was so patriotic to his country he agreed to be frozen stiff until Dr. Evil returned.
5. He has a car that can freakin’ time-travel.
While you’re driving in a hybrid, he’s chasing down terrorists jumping through time.
4. Austin is known for taking out his enemies with a judo chop.
It doesn’t have to look awesome, it just needs to be effective.
3. Women find him completely irresistible.
In fact, some women have been known to explode because of his insanely good dance moves.
2. He’s practically rocket- and fall-proof.
Just as long as Austin has someone to stand in front of him bracing the impact — he’s good to go.
1. He can detect if there is a mole in the area.
Some operators train for years gaining the experience to find a government mole. Austin Powers found one in just a few moments.
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