Civilians are getting all worked up about the military having a huge parade in Washington. Meanwhile, on the green side, we’re getting worried about having to set up our dress uniforms in time and hoping Private Carl in the back won’t lock his knees in the middle of the whole thing.
If it’s set for Nov. 11, the 100th anniversary of the signing of the WWI Armistice, the Army might even have their new Pinks and Greens by then. That’ll show the rest of the world!
Anyways, here’re some funny memes.
13. It’s just so… beautiful.
12. Well, if we can manage to keep them longer than an enlistment…
11. Kept my head on a swivel and still never found that damn ball.
10. I want something that says, “I’m professional but also hate people walking on my grass.”
CSMs with this haircut are 90% more likely to chew your ass out for “having your hands in your pocket” while you’re just grabbing your car keys. (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)
9. ‘Expendable’ is more of a guideline.
Gear adrift is a f*cking gift. (Meme via PNN)
8. They’ll also tell you that they only tried eating crayons ‘ironically’ to see what all the fuss is about.
No, no, no. I get it. It takes “much brain” to make your boomstick go bang. Can I go yet? (Meme via Decelerate your Life)
7. Learn to sleep anywhere… but back home.
6. Outstanding! Promote ahead of peers!
Years of pissing in a Gatorade bottle with everyone in the tent finally came in handy! (Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)
5. That jalapeno cheese spread won’t help you if you’re dead.
Kids these days have the “Tide Pod Challenge.” Back in my day (in 2014), we had the “MRE Heater Water Challenge.” (Meme via Salty Soldier)
4. Maybe you’ll get lucky. Maybe you’ll get demoted. Good luck finding out which. You do you; I’m not your boss.
Where’s my motivation? One sec, I’ll go grab it. (Meme via Salty Soldier)
3. “You can take it during block leave. Except you won’t because we need someone on man the CQ desk and you showed up to formation once at 0446 instead of 0445.”
On the bright side, an E-4 can sell those leave days for about $100. (Meme via Pop Smoke)
2. She can launch Hellfire missiles and Hydra-70 rockets. Get yourself a girl that can do both!
1. You can tell they’re not actually in the military because they think that foam mattress pad actually does something.
You’re a no-go at this station. (Meme via Pop Smoke)