This is what the Marines from ‘Heartbreak Ridge’ are doing today

Tim Kirkpatrick
Apr 18, 2018 2:08 PM PDT
1 minute read
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SUMMARY

The 1986 movie Heartbreak Ridge took the Marine Corps community and audiences by storm, introducing Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Highway’s rough and tumble personality to the delight of all. Clint Eastwood took on dual roles as he starre…

The 1986 movie Heartbreak Ridge took the Marine Corps community and audiences by storm, introducing Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Highway's rough and tumble personality to the delight of all.


Clint Eastwood took on dual roles as he starred in and directed this iconic film role about a man who is on the tail-end of his military service.

But did you ever think about where the Marines may have ended up today?

Well, we used our (fictional) WATM private investigators to look for the Recon Marines' silver screen whereabouts, and here's what they found.

Related: This is what happened to the soldiers from the 'Hurt Locker'

FYI: Don't take this literally.

Major Powers

(Source: WB)

After this Marine officer was humiliated in front of his superiors by a seasoned gunny, Powers decided to get out of the Corps and become a criminal — then just went totally grey.

He teamed up with a computer hacker and highjacked a train to use as a mobile headquarters to take control of a destructive U.S. satellite. Unfortunately for him, Powers ran into a former chef and Navy SEAL named Casy Ryback who was on vacation with his niece. How about those odds.

They duked it out in a narrow kitchen, and Ryback eventually broke his neck, killing him instantly.

Tough break. Get it? Tough break.

Stitch

(Source: WB)

This dive bar musician-turned-Marine was so motivated that he was recruited into an android program that has nothing to do with smartphones. The government turned him into a freakin' android soldier and released him on a "Solo" mission to Latin America to destroy some local rebels.

Nowadays, Stitch pops up here and there but mainly stays behind the scenes.

Profile

(Source: WB)

Remember the guy in the squad who most reassembled a twig? That's him. He didn't do much after faking his own death to get out of the Marines.

Legend has it that he developed a nasty skin infection and began to murder teenagers near a theater during a horror movie marathon — but that can't be right.

Rumors are rarely true. Right?.

(Source: WB)

After serving three decades in the Corps, chronic laryngitis forced gunny to retire — but not for long. He stumbled upon a job in the secret service and spoiled a plot to kill the president.

What a guy!

Gunny continued life in law enforcement for a few more years before actually retiring to a small house with his beloved Gran Torino.

Too bad he had a problem with a local Asian gang. Gunny was shot several times after pulling out his "hand pistol" from inside of his jacket.

He recovered "like it ain't shit" because a couple of bullets isn't going to stop Gunny Highway. No f*cking way! Now you can see him hanging around the baseball field spotting players who have trouble with curveballs.

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