The 13 Funniest Military Memes Of The Week

It’s Friday, so we know you’re counting down to libo formation (If you’re getting it. Are you sure you’re getting it? I heard 1SG is making everyone pull duty because that one guy in your squad was caught shirking off again, you know the one). While you wait to see if you get a weekend, check out these 13 military memes.

Did you have fun on Winter block leave?

Urinalysis military meme

Not as much fun as this guy has when you get back.

If being on a ship 90% of the time won’t stop them, these pants will.

Chastity Belt military meme

It does reduce the number of sailors visiting the corpsman after port call.

Poor Coast Guard, homeland security just doesn’t have that DoD budget.

Coast Guard playacting military meme

“Alright guys, now act like we’re getting on the invisible helicopter.”

Failure now comes with 40% more boom.

Success is an explosion military meme

This would honestly be an incentive to get 2nd. “If you ain’t first, take these plastic explosives to the range.”

Aircraft maintenance keeps getting more complicated.

aircraft maintenance attack helicopter f-16 jet fighter military meme

“Soon, the helicopter will wake up and teach the baby how to hunt insurgents.”

This is the only action you get on deployment.

Forward assist military humor army military meme

“Used to date a beauty queen…”

The sound of freedom… is annoying.

Air Force military meme takeoff

It’s ok, I prefer to jolt awake amid a deafening roar.

The PT belt is your most important piece of safety equipment.

pt-belt safety military meme

Sure, the parachute is handy too, but the PT belt prevents midair collisions.

Turns out, Bradley Cooper has been making military movies for a while now.

the breakdown operations bradley cooper military meme the hangover

He’s still playing enlisted, and he’s shown doing most of the work, too.

Spotters are like battle buddies, but not so touchy-feely.

Spotter sniper team battle buddy military meme

They’re also good for keeping score.

These things always sneak up on me…

PRT training late chubby runs military meme

Time to stock up on energy shots and protein powder.

You think your girlfriend nags a lot? Wait till you meet the petty officers.

Navy recruiting military meme

A man in pajamas at a liquor store is to a recruiter what blood in the water is to sharks.

Finally!

Weekend Libo military meme marine corps

Except, if the gunny sees this, guaranteed your libo is canceled.

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