7 epic ways you can troll your commo shop

Messing around with your fellow Joes is always good fun. It's a lighthearted way of letting them know that they're "one of the guys." After all, if you didn't care about someone, you wouldn't mess with them — right?

Every unit has a communications (commo/comms) person. Oftentimes, the guy spending his time in the commo shop (S-6) gets a little lonely, toiling away at fixing the internet or the Commander's computer. What better way is there to let them know that they're a part of the team than by messing with them from time to time?

Doing any of the things on this list should come from a place of mutual friendship. Don't do anything that would get you UCMJed, impede the mission, or cost you your military bearing. Basically, don't be a dick about it.

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7. Call them 'nerds'

Enlisting in the Army as a computer guy is one of the least 'grunt' things you can do. Chances are, they're well aware of how 'POG-y' they really are and will brush it off.

If you really want to push their buttons, just slyly refer to them as 'nerds' in conversation. They'll try to deny it, but we know. We all know.

6. Say, "but I tried turning it off and back on again!"

A good computer guy will know the ins and outs of how to fix the problem. But as everyone in the military knows, being in a position doesn't always mean they're qualified for the task.

An easy solution that many of the younger, more inexperienced computer guys will default to is called a "power cycle," which is literally just turning it off and back on again.

5. Give them a dumb but effective password

Say something like, "one two, three fours, five sixes, and seven." When typed out, it should look something like, '244466666seVEN!'

Technically, it meets all DoD guidelines — with the added benefit of the commo guy looking at you funny.

4. Ask if that red cable you snipped was important

The red cable is "SIPR Net," or "Secret Internet Protocol Router Network." It's used for much of the highly-classified communication that needs to remain secure and separate from everything else you'd normally do on the internet.

The commo shop is supposed to be the custodian of the secret internet. Sometimes, they need a little reminder that its security is important.

3. Tell them to fix their loose cables

Ever see someone spend way too long to get whatever they're setting up juuuuust right? That's how the S-6 is when it comes to arranging the internet stacks.

After they spend hours working on making it beautiful, tell them it's slightly off. If their cables actually look jacked up, tell them they fail as a commo guy.

2. Ask if they can get it done faster

It may not seem like it, but there's a method to the madness. If the problem can be solved at the lowest level, they'll do it. If the problem is too big to handle, they'll try anyway.

But a third of the time, the issue is locked behind higher level administrator rights than their shop can access. Now, everyone is working on the civilian contractor's time. When the commo shop can't do anything about it, make sure to remind them to go faster.

1. Fake-spoil some nerdy TV show or movie

Remember a few points ago when I said they hate being called nerds? Drive that knife in deeper by fake-ruining something they like.

Don't be that asshole who actually ruins the movie (or do. I don't care and you're an adult), but if the film just came out and you know they haven't seen it yet, make up some random crap just to mess with them. If they've already seen it, they'll get that you're messing with them, but if they haven't, it'll throw off their entire day until they realize you're full of sh*t.