Ah, another Valentine’s Day has come and gone. By law of averages, at least a few people somewhere in the military spent a nice evening with the person they genuinely love. The rest of us are in the field, deployed, or stationed god-knows-how-far away from our beloved.
Sure, sure. Many of those in the military marry extremely young and the spouse is often quick to put eighty-seven bumper stickers on the minivan saying they have the hardest job in the military… But on Valentine’s Day, we can let them pretend being bored, worried, and lonesome during a deployment is more difficult than serving as a nuclear submarine’s engine mechanic. After all, military spouses do put up with a lot of our sh*t, so one day with an inflated ego is fine.
Anyways. Knowing the average memer is probably stuck in the barracks and taking Hooter’s up on their order of free buffalo wings for single people, here’re some memes to take your mind off the crippling loneliness. Enjoy!
(Meme via Private News Network)
(Meme via Infantry Follow Me)
(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
(Comic via The Claw of Knowledge)
(Meme via Broken and Unreadable)
(Meme via Pop Smoke)
(Meme via The Salty Soldier)
(Meme via On the Minute Memes)
(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)
(Meme via Valhalla Wear)
(Meme via Door Kickers Inc.)