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How to avoid the awkward phase with your buzz cut

Give yourself a coronavirus buzz cut? Here's what to do to ensure your hair doesn't make you look like a lopsided Koosh ball when it grows out.

Matt Schneiderman

COVID-19 lockdown made amateur barbers of many of us, and a lot of men took the clippers into their own hands to give themselves a quarantine buzz cut. If this is you, you may be hoping the Great Re-Opening doesn't happen before your hair grows out. That's because, if you're not careful, growing out a buzz cut — or any quarantine haircut, really — comes with an awkward phase that goes toe-to-toe with any teenager. And no one wants to leave the house with their head looking like a lopsided Koosh ball.

"When it comes to growing out any buzz cut, you're going to have to deal with an awkward phase, especially if you don't have access to your barber," says Robert-Jan Rietveld, aka the Bloody Butcher, a Rotterdam-based barber and co-founder of men's grooming product company Reuzel "Because a buzz cut means all of your hair is one length, your head is going to have a very round appearance as your hair grows out."


To avoid looking like a seedy dandelion plant, Robert recommends getting to a barber ASAP. They'll likely give you a medium fade on the sides which will give your hair a more flattering shape as it continues to grow out — more square-shaped than round.

But with many of us still observing varying levels of stay-at-home orders, a visit to the salon may not be possible. So, if you or your partner are comfortable with clippers, you can try giving yourself a simple fade by trimming the sides. Go gradually, starting with the clipper's longest guard on and working your way down, going closest at the bottom near your ears.

Still, be advised that you could wind up worse than where you started. "Most guys won't want to cut fades themselves," Robert says. "The back of the head can be particularly tricky to do on yourself — one slip and you'll be right back to needing a buzzcut." One only needs to look at the many, many, many coronavirus haircut failures to understand the risk.

So, if you're not comfortable with giving yourself a proper fade, Robert offers a simple suggestion: Use the trimmer or razor to keep your sideburn lines clean and use product to flatten the sides. This will help prevent the tennis ball look and give you some leeway until you can see a professional.

Buzz Cut Styling Tips For Men

As a buzz cut is essentially starting your hair from scratch, it's a good time to focus on hair care essentials. Here, then, are more hair specific styling tips to get you through the awkward periods.

If You Have Curly Hair…

As curly hair grows out, it's important to keep it moisturized and healthy. If you have curly hair and only use shampoo, Robert implores you to add a conditioner and, eventually, hair oil. "You can apply oil to towel-dried hair or to dry hair, depending on your personal preference," he says. "Start small with one or two pumps and build up from there depending on how dry your hair is."

If You Have Straight Hair…

"After your hair is dry, use a matte, high-hold pomade to give your hair texture and to shape it into more a of a defined style versus letting it lie limp on your head," Robert says. Never used pomade? Take a pea-sized amount and manipulate it in your hands a bit to warm it up. Then apply it from the crown to the tips. Shape your hair with your fingers.

If You Have Thinning Hair…

"Most guys who have thinning hair are looking to draw attention away from it," Robert notes. As such, upkeep is the name of the game. You want to keep your buzzcut tight and well maintained to help minimize the appearance of your retreating follicles.

If You Have Graying Hair…

Robert's advice for gray hair? Embrace it. "It looks badass," he says. "Gray hair loves moisture, so go ahead and add a conditioner, hair oil, and even a weekly hair mask into your routine."

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