MIGHTY SURVIVAL

5 ways the military prepared you for a pandemic

Weird food combinations? Bring it on.

Don't panic, the military prepared you for this.


How many times in life can we actually say that? Today, today, we can say that. On the verge of uncertainty, nothing has prepared you better than military life, either as a service member or spouse. Here's the list of skills more valuable than gold right now-- cheers to not just surviving but thriving my friends.

1. No food no problems, I survived Ranger School.

This isn't the first time you've had to skip a meal and it won't be the last. Field chow, AKA rations, eaten in world record time, or the MRE that makes a bigger impact on exit than entrance (think about that one) has left you hungry before.

Walk down the apocalyptically empty aisles with pride that you have what it takes. Not only can you hack it, but it'll feel like a downright vacation when all you must do today is hike it to the fridge versus up a mountain.

2. Weird a*$ food combinations? Bring it on.

Stomachs of steel are made in the military. No one knows for sure what's in an MRE, and I'm guessing we don't want to know either. If you're mid grocery haul and figuring out how to pair pickles, pears, and quinoa into a gourmet meal, fear not. Your stomach can handle it.

Beef stew, it's what's for breakfast. Yummm.

3. Keep calm, it’s only chaos.

Did you have to cancel plans for the 12th time today? Do you have absolutely no clue where you're going to end up next month, what job you'll have or when your kids will actually return to school? If so, you might be a military spouse.

Champions of chaos, military spouses can ride a tornado like a cool summer breeze. Need something fun to do? How about sitting back and watch your civilian friends freak out about experiencing a small fraction of what your life is like each year. We are the chaos, and the chaos is us.

4. Life skills for the win!

Ok, it's not to this point yet, but just stick with us here… survival skills could possibly tip the scales to outweigh social media followings. Shocking but true. Who can find their way through the woods? You can. Who has seven duffel bags full of survival gear? You do.

You've been prepping for doomsday scenarios your entire career, or at least during the training portions of it. If necessary, you have everything you need to walk for miles with everything you need on your back.

5. Boredom? Hello old friend.

It's about to get hella boring around here. Snipers, do you know anything about passing long amounts of time with nowhere to go? Remember that super fun game you played while in Afghanistan? Throwing rocks at other rocks, throwing rocks at…each other during downtime? Yet again, life in the military has superbly prepared you to endure the long bouts of boredom we are all experiencing right now.

What are we most looking forward to? Your Facebook posts full of the awesome ways you're excelling at life right now.