11 fighter pilot rules that can be applied to everyday life
Artist's conception of an F-35 taking it to the Russians.
Fighter pilots have a lot of cool sayings like, "Don't ask somebody if he's a fighter pilot. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him?" and "Faster fighters, older whiskey, younger women," but not all of these can be applied to real life.
Fortunately, they also have a few saying that can be applied to real life. Here are 11 of them:
1. Train like you fight
This saying was made popular by "Duke" Cunningham, Navy Vietnam-era ace who served a stint in federal prison for misdeeds committed while serving as a congressman from California. It seems obvious, but think of how many processes your organization has that don't really matter when it comes to executing the mission.
2. Don't be both out of airspeed and ideas
That's a bad combo. As Dean Wormer said in the movie "Animal House," "Fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
3. Keep your knots up
Speed is life. It gives you options. In business "speed" can be resources, revenue, people. Having X+1 is a good idea.
4. Keep your scan going
If you're only focused on one thing, something else is about to jump up and bite you. While you're staring at the bandit in the heads-up display, you're missing the fact you're about to run out of gas or get shot by the other bandit who just rolled in behind you.
5. Lost sight, lost fight
Regardless of Gucci technology or whatever, you can't kill what you can't see.
6. You can only tie the record for low flight
So don't fly into the ground.
7. There's no kill like a guns kill
This is as pure as it gets for a fighter pilot. Feels. So. Good. And, remember, stealth doesn't work against bullets.
8. Don't turn back into a fight you've already won
Know when to bug out and then do it. Live to fight another day.
9. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take
F-14 assigned to VF-1 shooting an AIM-54 Phoenix missile in the early days.
You also miss 100 percent of the shots you take out of the missile's operating envelope . . . which gets back to No. 1: Train like you fight.
10. A letter of reprimand is better than no mail at all
Fighter legend "Snort" Snodgrass executing a fly-by of USS America (CV-66).
As John Paul Jones once said, "He who will not risk, cannot win." Nobody ever made history or changed the world by only worrying about his or her career.
11. If you know you're about to die, make your last transmission a good one
No whining. Just key the radio and say, "Have a beer on me, boys."