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13 funniest military memes for the week of Aug. 25th

Admit it. Which one of you knuckle-dragging, crayon-eating, ASVAB waivers looked at the sun on Monday? Good luck trying to get the VA to cover that...


Hopefully these memes are a reward for everyone else with common f*cking sense.

#13: "But, Sarge. I look at the moon all the time and never go blind!"

(Meme via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting)

#12: This explains why they're either Salty but wise, Salty but command respect, or just plain Salty.

(Meme via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting)

#11: It's the same story every time and the punchline is almost always that you got smoked.

(Meme via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting)

#10: When your car has no airbags but you've got a POV inspection

(Meme via US Army WTF Moments)

#9: Who let the LT survey the TOC build area?

(Meme via US Army WTF Moments)

#8: You want 5.56? She doesn't want 5.56... 7.62 AND 5.56? No..

(Meme via Terminal Lance)

#7: I'd still take this over an "egg and cheese omelette" any day.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

#6: No one will take care of you like your buddies!

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

#5: "Yeah, sure dude. I got you" only goes so far when you've given them six already.

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

#4: Retention would probably sky rocket if they told people their alcohol tolerance will drop significantly when they ETS.

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

#3: No need to rush for a promotion. Enjoy your time in the E-4 Mafia.

(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

#2: "But Sarge, I need to be ready. The eclipse could come out at any moment!"

(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

#1: "Existence is pain to a lower enlisted!"

(Made by yours truly)