13 funniest military memes for the week of May 5

Memes call! Find your favorites, share them with your buddies, or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.

1. A training video on “Abdominal Circumference” may actually help some units (via Air Force Memes & Humor).

funny air force memes troy mcclure

And Troy McClure videos would be a huge upgrade from all these Powerpoints.

2. Being outside a firefight without your rifle is worse than being in a firefight with it (Weapons of Meme Destruction).

WMD-funny army memes lost rifle lost heartbeat

Feels like death, and might be worse.

3. Allow the E4 to teach you a little about the military (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

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Starting with: Never go back to the unit right away.

4. Back blast area clear!
(via Team Non-Rec)

TNR-funny marine corps memes night AT4

Gonna be hard to explain this to the homeowner’s association the next morning.

5. It’s always embarrassing to remember that next generation’s history books will include this generation’s actions (via Decelerate Your Life).

DYL-finny navy memes marching towards broken dreams and high interest car loans

At least you can write some of the histories ahead of time.

6. Will pay to see “You’re Welcome” parody with Coast Guard swimmers (via Coast Guard Memes).

CGM-funny coast guard memes youre welcome

The Coast Guard used this exact same pun two years ago while talking about teaching rescue swimmers to swim.

7. Senior enlisted problems:
(via Terminal Lance)

TL-funny marine corps memes first sergeant decisions

Decisions, decisions. Sorry, junior Marines.

8. Some NCO better fix that little guy’s gig line (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

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Can’t tell if the label in the top right corner is from the past or future …

9. Last guy to switch from BDUs is definitely the first guy to crack a beer (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).

AFF-funny air force memes E4 state of mind

Love the shades.

10. Your recruiter lied to you (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

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Better volunteer for some cool-guy schools and get into some high-speed units.

11. Kinda hard to take the new guy on a welcome-to-the-unit bender if someone has to make him a fake ID first (via Military World).

MW-DLN-Funny Coast Guard memes under 21 at the bar

Highly recommend ordering the apple juice so at least no one else in the bar can tell.

12. It’s all about composite risk management (via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting).

WINR-DLN-funny Army memes airborne raking

Dirt raking is dangerous.

13. Remember all those grinning, proud faces when all the boots got their new uniforms?
(via Decelerate Your Life)

DYL-DLN-Funny Navy memes new outfit basic

Of course, those uniforms get pretty salty before the end of the contract.

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