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The 13 Funniest Military Memes Of The Week

The staff at WATM sorts through the interwebs to find you the very best military memes out there. Here are our 13 picks for this week:


Snipers: The Waldoes of the military.

Don't worry if you can't find them. They'll find you.

Remember to properly secure your firearms and Marines.

Don't worry, guys. It probably won't be long.

Ingenuity means different things to different people.

(If you want to make fun of them, use small words so they get it.)

This is unfair and inaccurate:

We all know SEALs start with book deals and then sell the movie rights later.

If you don't need fixing, basic training will be easy.

Trust me, though, we all needed some fixing . . .

Speaking of drill sergeants, they're arriving with your wake up call.

Your wake-up call will be at zero-dark thirty.

I can't relax if I don't feel safe.

It's called position improvement, and if we get attacked you'll stop complaining.

Finally, camouflage for the Navy (a.k.a. "aquaflage") makes sense.

He'll disappear even faster if you say the words "work" and "party" together.

 Reflective belts in the military are like car keys for teenagers.

You can't go anywhere without them, the older crowd uses them to control you, and you lose them every time you want to leave.

 Air Force marksmanship training focuses on real world skills.

(But don't worry, you won't ever get in a real firefight.)

 Bring every item, even the ones you weren't issued.

You'll also be unpacking it at every stop for inspections. And when we get in-country. And a few more times because first sergeant wants to see it. By the way, the packing list isn't final.

 Air Force: Military lite.

Notice how the Coast Guard didn't occur to either of them?

Keep updating social media, ISIS.

We can target off of your pictures. Please, send more.

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