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6 reasons why veterans would gear up and head back to war

As veterans, we've all thought about signing back up at one time or another. But what would it take to truly get us back in uniform, to don all that heavy gear and take the fight to the enemy as we've always done?


Though we all have to take into consideration all the formations, bull-sh*t we receive from the chain of command — and let's not forget all those wonderful uniform inspections. Everyone loves those.

With all the crap that comes with serving, many veterans still miss some aspects of military life.

Let's gear up and go to war! (Images via Giphy)

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Check out our reasons why we would gear back up to take on the bad guys.

1. If another major terrorist attack happens

The Sept. 11 attacks stirred up patriotism in millions of Americans, and some joined the military during that period just to get a little revenge.

I represent 'Merica! (Image via Giphy)

2. For a huge bonus check

Everyone wants to line their pockets with extra beer money.

And a case of beer! (Image via Giphy)

3. If your military family went as well

The military brother and sisterhood have a very tight bond, you f*ck with one brother or sister — you f*ck with whole while family.

You said it girl. (Image via Giphy)

4. If you just couldn't find a good enough job that suits you

Because office work just didn't satisfy that inner combat operator in you.

These guys were all former snipers. True story. (Image via Giphy)

5.  To feel that combat adrenaline rush again

Shooting and blowing up the bad guys makes an operator feel great about themselves. It's a morale booster.

He nailed every shot too. He's that good. (Image via Giphy)

Also Read: 8 things Marines love to carry other than their weapon

6. To get some adventure

Post-military life is hard to adjust too. Sometimes you just want to leave the homeland and get back into the sh*t.

Can we go with you? (Images via Giphy)
To all of our military family already forward deployed — we salute you.

Can you think of any more reasons to throw those cammies back on? Comment below.

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