The 13 Funniest Military Memes Of The Week

Friday: When your boss is so busy on Facebook that you can surf WATM  without keeping your cursor over the minimize button. While you’re here, check out these 13 military memes.

Seriously, Air Force Dining Facilities, or DFACs, are like the promised land.

military memes Army Air Force Marine

Word is, Air Force cooks know twice as many ways to prepare chicken. That’s six! SIX!

They said see the world, not see the interesting parts.

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At least they’re not stationed on a sub, those sailors can’t even see the water.

Water conservation is the only conservation the military practices.

military memes Marines

Using two wipes is the equivalent of a bubble bath with candles and lavender.

They’re highly trained, HOOAH!?

military memes Army Reserve

A doctor who can only prescribe ibuprofen and water.

“This is PT? Why is no one yelling at you?”

military memes Army Air Force

The Soldiers may make jokes, but you know they’re jealous of those fabulous PT uniforms.

It’s my combat laptop.

military memes Marines Navy

“Listen, you have your warfighting functions, I have my war- … my functions.”

Pilots: like pets but more expensive.

military memes Air Force

Otherwise they’ll get out, and you’ll never catch them.

Skip one day of PT, and you’re shamming …

military memes Marines

… skip all the days of PT, and you’re an embarrassment to your branch.

It only takes one.

military memes Army

He was behind the wheel. Now, he’s in front of first sergeant, swearing that the ravine came out of nowhere.

Seriously, they’re using zero of the fundamentals of marksmanship.

military memes Air Force

That bandage on her finger probably garners a Purple Heart, Combat Action Medal, and promotion.

After Red Rover resulted in too many visits to the medic …

military memes Army

It’s not as easy as it looks. Those PT belts are heavy.

Airmen are the most devoted …

military memes Air Force

… civilian supporters of the military.

There’s more than one way to be a blue falcon.

military memes Marines

Seriously, we’re within smelling distance of you at all times. WE KNOW.

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