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This athlete left the NFL to serve. Now he wants back in

Glen Coffee was a superstar at Alabama — an SEC First Team running back in 2008, Coffee decided to skip his senior year with the Crimson Tide and throw his name into the NFL draft.


He was picked up by the San Francisco 49ers in 2009 in the third round of the draft and played a decent season there, rushing for 226 yards with 11 receptions for 76 yards and one touchdown.

But according to a Washington Post profile, Coffee quickly fell out of love with the gridiron and wanted to something more with his life.

"I just felt like the league and that path wasn't for me," he told the Washington Post. "I just knew that I didn't want to waste, for me, my younger years doing something that I didn't want to do. That was kind of my viewpoint on the situation."

In 2013, Coffee enlisted in the Army with the intent to become a Ranger. He didn't make it into special operations, but he was assigned to the 6th Ranger Training Battalion in Florida to help America's commandos hone their craft. But now Coffee wants back into the NFL — a tall task for a player who's been out of the game for nearly a decade.

Glen Coffee during parachute training. (Photo from AL.com)

The closest analogy would be Deion Sanders, who sat out four NFL seasons before returning to the Baltimore Ravens in 2004.

"I can tell you, he's in great shape," Coffee's agent Ray Oubre told a Bay Area news outlet. "The man doesn't have a six-pack, he's got a 12-pack. He's been waiting for the right time to hopefully get a workout with someone and show what he can do."

The 30-year-old free agent might have a tough time attracting a team given this year's crop of talented young running backs who are eligible for the draft on April 30. But with his Army training and military focus, this "squared away" soldier might have what it takes to get back in.

"My cardio and endurance is definitely a lot better right now," Coffee said during an interview with The Post in 2015. "Because in football, you're not really in shape. People think you're in shape, but you're really not. Not like that."

 

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