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The best military Meals Ready-To-Eat, ranked

Ah, the MRE.


Known by such illustrious nicknames as "Mr. E," "Meal, Rarely Edible," and "Meal, Ready to Excrete," the military meals ready-to-eat aren't exactly known for their delightful taste.

Luckily, the taste of (at least) some MRE's has improved over the years. Troops these days don't have to deal with the terror that was the "Four Fingers of Death" — aka hot dogs — or the bean burrito. If you are opening a box of meals out in the field, these are the ones to look for.

#6: Chili with Beans

It's got a Ranger Bar! Sadly, this bad boy comes with cheddar cheese and snack bread — which sucks — so you should probably trade that out with the one weird guy in your platoon who actually likes snack bread. Oh, and the chili is kind of good too.

#5: Maple Sausage

This is obviously better around breakfast time, since most of the contents are geared toward that very important meal of the day. The sausage, if heated up, isn't half bad. But the big takeaway here is the Maple Muffin Top. Unfortunately they couldn't jam a full muffin in there, but hey, the top is the best part anyway.

This also has the trail mix, crackers and cheddar cheese, and orange beverage powder. Don't eat it all in one sitting.

#4: Cheese Tortellini

There are so many MRE's with totally crappy main meals. I'm throwing it out there right now: I actually like the cheese tortellini. Unless you don't heat it up. Not only is the main meal pretty damn good, but it's got all kinds of goodies, including wet pack fruits, a first strike protein bar, peanut butter and crackers, and beverage powder.

And if you are feeling extra brave, throw that extra hot hot sauce on top of the tortellini. Just make sure a port-a-john is on standby.

#3: Beef Ravioli

If you are Italian, you are going to hate this meal, since calling this concoction ravioli is probably a grave sin. But for the rest of us, it's actually a decent meal when it's hot. But the best part: Bacon cheese spread. In the field, you can probably sell that stuff and make serious bank.

#2: Meatballs in Marinara

Just like the beef ravioli, this one is pretty decent. It also has jalapeno cheese spread and tortillas, and who doesn't like that Jal-op-eno? The potatoes au gratin are fairly terrible, but at least there's a first strike bar, and beef snack strips. Unless you are a fatty who eats the entire meal, there's lots of trading opportunity here.

#1: Chili and Macaroni

Chili Mac is the best. There's no question. Main meal: delicious. But wait, there's more. This has a pound cake, jalapeno cheese spread and crackers, candy, and beverage powder. Even the accessory packet is the best: There's coffee AND matches in there. Brew up a cup of joe then burn things when you're bored.

There are way more MRE's in existence of course. We didn't rank them all. If you want to see what's in the current batch, you can check out MREInfo.com.