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No luggage? No problem. Stow a weekend's worth of clothes in your tactical pants

You get a call on the way to the office and your boss says he needs you in Dubuque on the next flight.


If you're not there, the deal won't get done, and you'll have to stand tall before The Man.

As a vet, you remember how your cammies held everything for a patrol — from bottled water to extra gloves to a couple of spare mags. So why would it be any different in civilian life?

Today's tactical pants borrow from the utility of military versions with civilian-worthy styling that doesn't scream "SEAL wannabe!" while still delivering the storage and durability those issued trousers were known for during service. They can hold another AR mag and a bottle of water or two, but since your "business trip" no longer entails kicking in doors and grabbing tangos, those pockets now serve a far more pedestrian purpose.

So you're on the clock, you don't have time to pack a bag. Can your tactical pants pick up the slack and help you make that crucial meeting two states away?

Here's a basic loadout that'll get you through a couple of days in front of a client.

Who needs an overnight bag when you have a sturdy pair of tactical pants? Go ahead, be a TSA nightmare! (Photo: We Are The Mighty)

Think you can't fit that into your TacPants? Think again...

1. Skivvies are essential

Think about it folks, who wants to face down a big business deal with skanky set of drawers? Success demands feeling fresh, and that requires a extra set of skivvies to deal with sweaty "subjects."

2. Batten down the button-down

Rolling on an unannounced trip usually means planes, trains, and automobiles. And when you finally arrive at the destination, you're probably going to look like a soup sandwich.

So go-ahead, pack that fancy button-down to turn heads — there's room for that.

3. Don those Dockers

Sure, we all love our tactical pants — heck, that's what got you to your destination ready to roll, right?

But sometimes those civilian types might think you're from Delta Team 6 come to snatch bin Laden if you're sporting pants that feature pockets for extra pistol mags. So bring those Dockers to the party, you've got room for them!

4. Prepare for after hours

The client dug your pitch and signed on the dotted line. What better way to celebrate your victory than with a couple of beers out on the town with your new business partners?

But those nights can get cold on the road, and any former trooper worth his salt is going to pack some snivel gear for when the sun goes down and the temps drop. Fortunately, you still have plenty of room to pack your pants with fleece.

5. Don't forget fresh breath

All the other gear is worthless if you're sporting bad breath and low-reg grooming. Would gunny flame spray you if you sauntered up to formation with a 5 o'clock shadow? Then you can probably figure that the deal won't get sealed if you're rolling in looking like a college puke who spent last night at a Chi O mixer.

Cellphone, schmellphone — stash that toothpaste and razor right up front and make sure you're as fresh as a boot in the squad bay for that all-important pitch.

Sure, it's pretty unlikely you won't have time to zip home and pack a duffel for that FRAGO from your boss. But isn't it nice to know that the folks who're designing the street-legal version of today's combat gear have your back — with a fashion-forward place to stow all your gear and still dress for success?

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