The 13 funniest military memes for the week of Aug. 12

You all really need to start securing your funny military memes. I found these 13 just lying around. But hey, memes adrift are a gift, right?

1. “We outrank exactly one thing.”
(via Sh*t my LPO says)

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“Actually, Pvt. Mickey Mouse, that broom outranks you. Better stand at parade rest for it.”

2. When the Thunderbolts get together:
(via Military Memes)

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“Boy, do you know how many Nazis I killed with these .50-cals? Go put that 30mm to good use.”

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3. Once you’ve been bit by the blue falcon, you’ll change into one whenever the sun is out (via The Salty Soldier).

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Or when the moon is out. Or the stars. Or the clouds. Or clear skies with no illumination.

4. Haven’t spotted a single f*ck this cruise, to be honest (via Sh*t my LPO says).

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There’s a rumor that supply had some but they fell over the side.

5. All these Coasties standing around and you expect them to use a vehicle?
(via Coast Guard Memes)

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The Coast Guard pays for chow out of the fuel budget. Earn it.

6. “Thanks sir, this really means a lot …”
(via Air Force Memes & Humor)

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“… mostly that I won’t get to rest and recover on my day off.”

7. The trick is to get your rest and relaxation while you’re on duty:
(via The Salty Soldier)

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He’s probably thinking about how that’s a really old vest design to be wearing with multicams.

8. Having a good day, having a good day, havin—Oh crap!
(via Funker530)

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“WhereWhereWhereWhereWhere is it!?”

9. That moment you really wish your NCO had a good marriage:
(via Marine Corps Memes)

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“Not now, first sergeant! There’s a party in the barracks we must investigate!” *Caw caw!*

10. Come on, sir. You’re making the Army look bad (via Pop Smoke).

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Notice that the Marine on the left is straight-up supervising a boot cleaning.

11. If your uniform change felt random, it probably was (via Military Memes).

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But seriously, what does the Navy need camouflage for? It’s the giant gray boat that gives you away.

12. When the aid station can’t even WebMD right:
(via Coast Guard Memes)

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“Try restarting your router.”

13. If you didn’t get picked up last week:
(via Sh*t my LPO says)

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Sorry about that.

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