The 13 funniest military memes for the week of Aug. 19

More funny military memes than you can shake a stick at.

Actually, there’s just the 13. You might be able to shake a stick at 13 things. Look, just check out the memes:

1. Seriously, that guy you hate sucks so hard. He shouldn’t be promoted (via Pop Smoke).

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Maybe. We don’t actually know him. Or you.

2. This would sting less if it weren’t true (via Pop Smoke).

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The only way to make this more correct would be if the dude on the far left was a 40-year-old specialist.

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3. Garden warfare has been a neglected specialty that we need to reinforce (via Sh*t my LPO says V2.0).

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Plants are one of the only ways to properly counter zombies.

4. Look, first sergeant. We both know I have neither the power nor the inclination to fix this (via Team Non-Rec).

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I am predisposed to taking bets on who breaks a limb first if you want in on this action.

5. If you really wanted your freedom, there’s always the dishonorable discharge (via Why I’m Not Re-Enlisting).

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The ETS route takes forever.

6. Perfect screengrab, but Will Smith got sent to Bel Air instead of 29 Palms (via Team Non-Rec).

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Marines aren’t so lucky.

7. Wait, do the Coast Guardsmen really wear life preservers during basic training drills?
(via Coast Guard Memes)

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You’re right, Coast Guard. That is so much worse than the Army and their 30+ pounds of armor.

8. “Why yes, it is the SF of the Air Force,” is not technically a lie (via Military Memes).

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If he says that you’ll be infantry or special operations, he’s full of it.

9. That dead sprint only matters if the star chambers are properly cleaned (via Pop Smoke).

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Bet you leave the armory more slowly than went there.

10. “Oh, you had to get a new backpack to carry your notebooks? How cute.”
(via Military Memes)

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“I just got a new assistant gunner to carry my extra rounds.”

11. Wait, the sign clearly says that adult supervision is required (via NavyMemes.com).

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Where are all the chiefs?

12. Joint Terminal Attack Controllers may be cocky, but everyone’s fine with it if they can get effects on target (via Military Memes).

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Don’t pray for deliverance, bring it with you.

13. Or, “When people complain about the backseat of a car.”
(via Military Memes)

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Oh, your legs are cramped. Are they really?

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