The 13 funniest military memes for the week of Jul. 8

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1. “You embarrassed the Air Force!”
(via Military Memes)

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“What will the American people think when they see this photo?” “I’m pretty sure they’ll understand, sir.”

2. Seems like this happened way too often:
(via Marine Corps Memes)

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“I keep a nametape on the bottom of my rack for a reason, dude.”

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3. Just bring Windex and you can have all the flights you want (via Pop Smoke).

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“Maybe if you muzzle them, they won’t be able to lick anything?”

4. The Navy might have gotten this one right (via Military Memes).

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Discos sound way more fun than missions.

5. Things that are easier to find than promotion or ETS papers:
(via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

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Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Santa Claus. Whatever.

6. The sequel has a little less action than the first movie (via Coast Guard Memes).

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More realistic depiction of Coast Guard life, though.

7. No lie, the first time I heard zonk I was left in an empty field with my first sergeant, completely confused (via The Salty Soldier).

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Luckily, the first sergeant took pity and just told me to report to my squad sergeant for a briefing on “zonk” at 0900 in duty uniform.

8. What’s so wrong about skating?
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

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Oh yeah, no work would ever get done again.

9. The nice thing about mannequins is that they can’t screw anything up (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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It does seem like his coffee should be further from the edge, though.

10. D-mn, Jody. Give her at least a minute after he gets on the bus (via Devil Dog Nation).

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There should be a 50-meter “No Jody” zone around all family areas prior to deployment.

11. Tinder, Facebook, Twitter, everywhere (via Coast Guard Memes).

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“No one will believe how cool I look guarding this coast.”

12. When chief finds out the commander has already mandated the release time:
(via Air Force Nation)

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But remember, you belong to chief again first thing the next morning.

13. Finally! Get to formation, everyone:
(via Team Non-Rec)

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Have a good and safe weekend.

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