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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of Jun. 24

Look, it's almost the weekend. Let's just all enjoy these hilarious memes together, get through the safety brief, and immediately start doing things we'll regret:


1. Just remember to run fast when the safety brief is open:

(via Pop Smoke)

I feel like Hawkeye should be placed further back. What's the point of being the only guy with a ranged weapon if you're fighting at point-blank range anyway?

2. "Rolled sleeves! Time to show my power!!"

(via The Salty Soldier)

Of course, this only works if you actually have power. Otherwise ...

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3. "Rolled sleeves? Time to develop some power."

(via The Salty Soldier)

Only another couple of months of curls and you'll be ready to show off your guns ... in the winter.

4. This is exactly how Rip-Its are made. Sacrificing privates:

(via Military Memes)

5. Just remember to bop your head to the beat as you read these lyrics (via The Salty Soldier).

And don't play like you don't know what song this is parodying.

6. I would spend these. I would spend all of these – ON FREEDOM!

(via Military Memes)

They would also be useful for beer.

7. "Mine? Mine? Mine?"

(via The Salty Soldier)

"I'll trade you these M&Ms."

8. "First to sleep, last to rise."

(via The Salty Soldier)

"Makes a specialist healthy, wealthy, and not so d-mn tired."

9. "Yes. Yes, you would."

(via Military Memes)

Those hearts should be explosions of blood.

10. It's the America way (via The Salty Soldier).

"But still add cream and sugar."

11. Ten bucks says the generals get larger boxes than us common folks (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).

Probably a six or seven boxes arranged in two levels with a yard.

12. Dr. Crentist is a skilled practitioner (via The Salty Soldier).

He gets all the beet stains off of Dwight's teeth. That's impressive.

13. BTW, how long have you been sitting in the barracks, reading these memes (via The Salty Soldier)?

Are you sure you're not supposed to be somewhere right now?

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