The 13 funniest military memes of the week

We stole these memes from sergeant major’s secret stash. Keep them hidden.

1. Dreams do come true (via Air Force Nation).

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Of course, that feeling wears off. Unlike your contract.

2. Secret Squirrel finally gets his origin movie:
(via Devil Dog Nation)

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Spoiler: He’s joining for a girl but loses her to Jody.

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3. Yeah, you’re going to have to clean that a few more times (via The Salty Soldier).

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Also, the armorer is about to leave for the next 8 hours for mandatory training.

4. Different motivations result in different standards:
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

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We’re sure it all tastes the same.

5. Those poor kids (via Team Non-Rec).

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The Air Force didn’t even bring them a heavy caliber.

6. Getting the coolest jump wings sometimes means going to extremes …
(via Do You Even Jump?)

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… like, you know, treason

7. Spiderman can complain all he wants (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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His web-slinging antics are the subject of this briefing is about that lawdy, dawdy everybody has to attend.

8. Chief just has a little different tone depending on the audience (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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Also, the knife is different. And the blood.

9. We still need your Brrrrrt, you beautiful beast.

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We will call. Trust us, we will call.

10. “Shouldn’t have met 1SG’s eyes, dude.”
(via Pop Smoke)

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“I’ll remember you.”

11. “Oh, you’ve done hours of digital training?”
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

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“I must have nothing to worry about.”

12. The Air Force PT program leaves something to be desired:

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But hey, they’re limber.

13. Seriously, start a write-in campaign:
(via Decelerate Your Life)

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One hero we can all get behind — with fixed bayonets.