The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Just a few more hours until LIBO. To help you keep your noses clean until then, here are 13 funny military memes:

1. Do not leave privates unsupervised for even a moment (via The Salty Soldier).

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Now he has to go to the aid station. Better have a specialist escort him.

2. Marine assaults aren’t what they used to be (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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At least negligent discharges aren’t a big deal anymore.

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3. Learn some discipline, boot (via Linda Glocke Will Destroy ISIS).

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Also, hope you had insurance.

4. There are certain situations where it’s okay to correct your buddies (via Coast Guard Memes).

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Or, wait till formation. He’ll figure it out.

5. Ermagerd!
(via Sh-t my LPO says)

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Seriously, join the Air Force.

6. When you really wish the dog would take point …
(via Military Memes)

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… but he’s too smart for that.

7. Meanwhile, cats are not okay with ground pounding (via Air Force Nation).

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They prefer the sky.

8. “No sergeant, I haven’t gained any weight.”
(via Air Force Nation)

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The humidity probably shrank it.

9. All privates are suddenly doctoral students when the regs come up:
(via The Salty Soldier)

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“If you reference AR 670-1 chapter …”

10. It’s called improvisation, and the Marine Corps prides itself on it (via The Salty Soldier).

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If you wanted factory pillows, you should’ve joined the Air Force.

11. Bet you wish you had the desert camouflage uniform now, huh?
(via The Salty Soldier)

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Maybe throw a poncho or woobie over yourself.

12. It’s all “Chair Force” jokes until someone needs an A-10 gun run.

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Just remember to thank CCP after you thank God.

13. Pretty sure all other branches get most of their recruits when the Air Force is out of office.

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The Army recruiter gets his when literally all other recruiters are out of office.

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