The 13 funniest military memes of the week

The weekly, funny military memes rundown! Now with more Chris Farley!

1. Seriously, she’s been an E4 for decades. You’re not getting her (via The Salty Soldier).

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Grandma’s gotta skate.

2. Air power for the win (via Pop Smoke).

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SEE ALSO: Here’s who’d win if an Airborne brigade fought a MEU >

3. Remember to drink lots of water with it and be sure to take a knee (via Devil Dog Nation).

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If you’re really sick, you may need Ibuprofen as well.

4. When you finally realize you’ll never escape the barracks, not really (via Coast Guard Memes).

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“But dad! I want to wash my clothes!”

5. Why are all these people arriving at the same time as me? Don’t they know I have formation!?
(via Air Force Memes & Humor)

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Work faster, gate guards!

6. Seriously, should have joined the Air Force (via The Salty Soldier).

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First Sergeant: “Alright! Everyone drop hats and gloves for the run!”

7. Ponchos and poncho liners have more uses than duct tape (via The Salty Soldier).

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Wet weather and cold weather, shower curtain and towel, tent cover and blanket ….

8. Having duty is no reason to let your Tinder game suffer.
(via Sh-t my LPO says).

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You still need to find someone to help you get out of the barracks.

9. Very close, sir (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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“In 1947 Congress created this corporate branch of the Department of Defense.”

10. It’s required that you keep the muzzle out of the water…
(via Do you even Marine, bro?).

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… it’s recommended that you keep the water out of your nostrils as well.

11. Should’ve kept track of them a little better (via Sh-t my LPO says).

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Lose them one more time and they’re getting an anchor attached.

12. From back when mustache proficiency and fighting proficiency went hand-in-hand:
(via Air Force Nation)

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If he had grown a full beard, the Soviet Union would have fallen 5 years earlier.

13. The Marine Corps has a new retention strategy (via Military Memes).

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It’s funny because it’s true.

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