The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Here’s your weekly ration of memes to make Black Friday a little brighter. (And be safe out there, troops):

1. The Light Anti-tank Weapon usually wins (via The Most Combat Engineer Man In The World).

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But Sergeant Major is going to win when he sees you weren’t wearing gloves or a helmet.

2. ISIS has a lot of demented dreams that will never work out (via Team Non-Rec).

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After they fail to invade Russia, they can go ahead and fail to invade other places.

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3. When you know that 5-kilometer ruck march is really going to be a 20K.

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You could use that thing as an auxiliary fuel bladder for a Humvee.

4. Don’t mess with his pile (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

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His pile is pretty much all he’s got in this world.

5. Air Force embracing the suck:
(via Air Force Nation)

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“I can barely see my book with all this shade!”

6. The new 5.56mm lightbulbs (via Funker 530).

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They can get really bright.

7. Coast Guardsmen have their own motivations (via Coast Guard Memes).

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I like turtles too, buddy.

8. Marines know every discipline except “ammo.”
(via Devil Dog Nation)

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They throw ammo discipline out the window — along with a bunch of grenades.

9. Til Valhalla!
(via The Senior Specialist)

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“Or we could just walk around. It’s fine.”

10. Aviation is for the elite (via Air Force Nation).

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Doesn’t matter what they are elite in. Bus driving experience is helpful.

11. How medical section does poetry:
(via Sh-t My LPO Says)

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Seriously bummed they didn’t work “contraception” into there, but alright.

12. McDonald’s makes the years of war worth it (via Military Nations).

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Apparently, Freedom tastes like unidentifiable meat and thin barbecue sauce.

13. Stop playing …
(via The Senior Specialist)

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… we know you’re going to sham.