The 13 funniest military memes of the week

They’re like normal memes, but more violent and rude.

1. It’s getting towards fall. Make sure you don’t lose any officers.

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In their defense, there really aren’t any good landmarks in there.

2. The Marines really fight so aggressively because they want first dibs on the slide.

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Some muzzle discipline would be nice, but it is a playground.

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3. Why drill sergeants deserve special badges.

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Seriously, how do they show up to basic this helpless? Have they seen ANY action movies?

4. If you give a Jodie a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.

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Seriously, screw that guy.

5. Do not take on the mafia. It is not worth it.

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They are sneaky, fast, and do not give a crap if you bite them as long as they can bite you too.

6. Chair Force’s real fear from sequestration: a chair shortage.

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Either that or he’s just trying to prevent the jet taking off.

7. Hurricanes are just training opportunities.

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And if you’re a boatswain’s mate, this is what you’re training on.

8. Marines are generous. Ooh-rah?

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Just remember to not take seconds until everyone has had firsts.

9. Every career counselor ever.

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They do know that civilians make money and eat food and live in houses, right?

10. The Coast Guard trains for their most feared adversary.

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It’s the only “killer” in their waters.

11. When commandoes place a to-go order:

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And yes, they want it in 30 minutes or less.

 12. Special Forces trainers do not want your excuses.

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They also expect you to kill someone with that weapon, doesn’t matter that it’s plastic.

13. Good luck at your libo brief. We’re sure it’ll be riveting.

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There’s the problem. Two energy drinks for four grunts? Way below standard.

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