The 13 funniest military memes of the week

Another week down, another (long) weekend to get through without a major safety incident or an article 15. Good luck.

1. Terrorists have learned to fear American training (via Team Non-Rec).

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Just wait till they learn about our, “Anti-Terrorism Awareness Level 1” training.

2. When corporals know they’re no longer worth the paperwork (via Marine Corps Memes).

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Easier to let him EAS than to bother ninja punching him.

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3. When you want those stripes but you’re just a hero, not a college grad (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

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“Guess you should spend more time in French class and less time on French trains.”

4. The Navy boot camp honor grads are now labeled with a special ribbon (via Sh-T My LPO Says).

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You better stand at parade rest for him, fleet.

5. How the Coast Guard earns their deployment stripes (via Military Memes).

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One stripe for every 12 hours on the open sea.

6. “Fully retired? I can finally get around to that education the Army promised me.”(via Team Non-Rec).

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College. It’s like 4 years of briefings.

7. Gotta love that Air Force life (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

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Airman are the most hardened warriors at the juice and snack bar.

8. Dressing your baby in an adorable sailor outfit has consequences (via Sh-t My LPO Says).

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Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy material right there.

9. “Let me tell you ’bout my best friend …”
(via Team Non-Rec).

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Later, those Marines will take a beach trip as well.

10. “Ha ha, lieutenants get people lost.”
(Via Devil Dog Nation.)

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How is this not the driver’s fault?

11. Why military travel works so well (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

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Pretty sure Lucifer designed more than one thing in the military.

 12. When you have to switch out your camping tents for DRASH tents (via Terminal Lance).

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The commander really does just like to see you cry.

13. When your article 15 rebuttal doesn’t go as planned (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

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“Don’t worry, SGT. I’ve talked my way out of worse.”

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