These are the 8 reincarnations of General George S. Patton
One of World War II's legendary figures, Gen. George S. Patton, loomed largely in the narrative of the war for many reasons.
While no one would accuse the great general of being humble or unassuming, his ego and pride are well-deserved — to the betterment of mankind and the Allied cause. Patton, with his ivory-handled revolvers and propensity to quote the Hindu scripture of "The Bhagavad Gita," was as eccentric in life as he was effective in combat.
No example of this was more telling than his belief in reincarnation and his own numerous past lives.
"The Very Idea of Losing is Hateful to an American."
As a child, Patton believed he fought Turkish armies. As he grew into an adult, he still had visions of his death in past lives, from viking funerals to the Battle of Tyre. In 1991, Karl F. Hollenbach compiled Patton's account of his past lives in a book called Patton: Many Lives, Many Battles. Though the man himself never completely expressed the entirety of his beliefs in reincarnation, he did describe numerous events in detail.
Maybe there was something to the idea. Patton's prowess on the battlefields made him the most feared Allied general among the Nazi leadership, according the the German POW Lt. COl. Freiherr Von Wagenheim. General Patton's own intelligence officer remarked that his sixth sense was often way ahead of the intelligence coming in. Perhaps this truly is a skill set acquired across lifetimes of military experience.
1. With Alexander the Great at the Siege of Tyre.
In a poem called "Through a Glass, Darkly," which Patton wrote while commanding the Third Army in Europe, he described being a Greek Hoplite fighting the Persians under Darius. He helped smash the Persian navy and then laid siege to Tyre. The walls fell after five months as Patton and his fellow Hoplites stormed the city.
Pictured: Patton with Alexander? Maybe? #wargasm.
2. Fighting Parthians for Rome.
Patton next talks about slaying Parthians with his Gladius, a sword approximately 25-32 inches long. Since the battle was said to have taken place in the first century B.C., Patton would have been fighting for what was then still the Roman Republic in the Middle East under any number of legendary Roman names: Crassus, Cassius, and Marc Antony to name a few.
In his vision, Patton was wounded and then killed by a number of arrows in his neck.
How do you sleep at night after seeing this in your past life??
The general also remembered being stationed in Langres, France — as a Roman legionnaire in Caesar's X Legion.
3. A Viking on his way to Valhalla.
When Patton was a young adult, he was kicked by a horse, who broke his leg in three places. Close to death from his wounds, Patton had a vision of his death as a Viking raider — where a vision appeared to him on the battlefield, offering to take him to the Viking afterlife.
"Shit! Patton's coming. Let's get the hell out of here!"
4. In the Hundred Years' War.
Many times in World War I and then in World War II, Patton would claim to know his way around towns and battlefields which he had never been before...as George S. Patton. Patton believed that this came from his time as a French knight fighting the English under Edward III, most notably at Crecy. The 1346 Battle of Crecy saw the English crush the French in a very lopsided fight.
Patton, like many other French knights, was impaled by an English lance.
No room for cowards at Crecy.
As a child, Patton claimed to have fought alongside John the Blind of Bohemia, who also met his death at Crecy.
5. An Englishman at Agincourt
The afterlife knows no loyalty in the wars of men, apparently. Less than a century later, Patton was back in the Hundred Years' War, this time on the side of the English. Patton claimed to have fought with King Henry V at Agincourt.
"Don't you know who I am?"
6. A raiding sailor.
Three of Patton's stanzas describe fighting on ships as he freed captured slaves or prisoners of war, fired into the enemy at point-blank range during a storm, or even was hanged as a pirate or privateer, describing feeling a rope around his neck as the red deck (presumably blood-stained) was set aflame.
Better get that respawn ready.
7. Fighting for the House of Stuart
Again pitted against the English, though this time his loyalties were less to a nation than to the House of Stuart. Patton was a Scottish Highlander during the third English Civil War, supporting the Stuarts after the death of Charles I.
"If only there was a talented leader among us who could help us secure victory. Anyone? ANYONE?"
8. An aide to a Napoleonic Marshal.
Patton describes "riding with Murat" in the poem. Joachim Murat was one of Napoleon's marshals. Murat was one of the most capable cavalry officers and leaders in service to the French Emperor. He doesn't specify his role with Murat, but the marshal was pivotal at battles like Jena and the invasion of Russia in 1812.
When the Allies left North Africa to invade Sicily, British General Sir Harold Alexander told Patton that if had been alive in the 19th Century, Napoleon would have made him a marshal — to which Patton replied: "But I did."
"I'ma let you finish, but Napoleon had the greatest generals of ALL TIME."
At the end of his epic poem, Patton wrote that he would "battle as of yore, dying to be a fighter, but to die again, once more."