Deep down, we all knew it was going to be the Coast Guard.
In 2015, a TMZ reporter stopped R. Lee Ermey at the airport and asked if he had to pick one branch to send into a fight, who would it be?
No love for the Chair Force.
But when the reporter asked Ermey "When you were in the Marines, which branch did you make fun of?" And with a grin on his face, The Gunny jokes "That would be Uncle Sam's Canoe Club".
But that had to have been from back in his active duty days. No one would ever make fun of the branch that's closest to the TSA Agents staffing metal detectors in our nation's air ports these days, right?
It's all in good fun, guys. Only family can mock family. "You know, everyone bleeds the same color," Ermey said.
Here's the TMZ video: