The 13 funniest memes for the week of February 22nd

President Trump has officially signed the order to begin the process of developing the Space Force. The logical side of all of our brains is telling us that it's just going to be an upgraded version of what the Navy and Air Force's respective Space Commands currently do... but deep down, we all want to sign up.

I mean, who wouldn't immediately sign an indefinite contract to be a space shuttle door gunner? It represents that tiny glimmer of hope in all of us that says we, one day, can live out every epic space fantasy we've ever dreamed up.

The sad truth is that the first couple decades (if not centuries) of the Space Force will involve dealing with boring human problems, not fighting intergalactic aliens bent on destroying our solar system. Oh well.

Hey, while you wait for the army of Space Bugs to start invading, kill some time with these memes.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of February 15th

Ah, another Valentine's Day has come and gone. By law of averages, at least a few people somewhere in the military spent a nice evening with the person they genuinely love. The rest of us are in the field, deployed, or stationed god-knows-how-far away from our beloved.

Sure, sure. Many of those in the military marry extremely young and the spouse is often quick to put eighty-seven bumper stickers on the minivan saying they have the hardest job in the military... But on Valentine's Day, we can let them pretend being bored, worried, and lonesome during a deployment is more difficult than serving as a nuclear submarine's engine mechanic. After all, military spouses do put up with a lot of our sh*t, so one day with an inflated ego is fine.

Anyways. Knowing the average memer is probably stuck in the barracks and taking Hooter's up on their order of free buffalo wings for single people, here're some memes to take your mind off the crippling loneliness. Enjoy!

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of February 8th

The Super Bowl came and went. If you're a Patriots fan, good going. Now your boy has enough Super Bowl rings to snap half of all life out of existence. Tom Brady was somehow the "underdog" that game... because reasons? The Rams didn't do anything spectacular after being given a free touchdown via a no-call against the Saints and they got flag after flag for seemingly pointless reasons, and they they still couldn't... You know what? Whatever. I'm a Detroit Lions fan. We're used to terrible calls and disappointment.

The real military highlight on Sunday was the Google Ad that inspired everyone to search for civilian jobs for their given MOS for the hell of it. Sometimes, the algorithm was hilariously off. Other times, to be honest, we all kinda knew what the results would be: Aircraft repair guys got told to repair aircraft, commo guys got system admin jobs, water dogs got water treatment jobs, and so on.

On that note, here're some memes to help soothe over the pain of knowing you could be getting paid six figures for doing a less-stressful version of what you're doing now.

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How this general's goof shows a level of humility all troops should strive toward

President Donald Trump gave the State of the Union address on February 5, 2019, to the 116th United States Congress. His speech covered many topics, ranging from bipartisanship to infrastructure reform and veterans affairs to current military operations.

One thing most people skimmed over throughout the night happened during a quick camera pan over the United States Defense Chiefs. Many people were quick to point out that they remained emotionless throughout the entire event because, by military regulation, a service member cannot show political affiliation while in uniform in an official capacity, but that's not what I'm talking about.

There was a glaringly obvious goof, once you know what you're looking for. Air Force Gen. Joseph Lengyel, Chief of the National Guard Bureau, was apparently one of the only ones to catch the mistake on his own uniform. His ribbon rack was put on upside-down.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of February 1st

All across the nation everyone is dealing with the Polar Vortex. It's colder than balls outside for everyone in the military. That is unless you're one of the lucky bastards stationed in Hawaii.

No. I get it. "The grass is always greener" or whatever nonsense the retention NCO tried to peddle off to you before they sent you to Fort Bumpf*cknowhere. I don't care if the cost of living is slightly higher in Hawaii.

At least the troops there aren't dealing with hearing their salty platoon sergeant try to "well back in my day" every complaint about it being below negative twenty degrees. I'll pay that extra dollar for a Big Mac if it gets me out of that.

Anyways, stay warm out there guys. Thankfully the Coast Guard has money to pay their heating bills.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of January 25th

The government shutdown has been going on for well over a month now and the Coast Guard is still going without pay. My heart honestly burns for each and everyone one of those affected by the shutdown, but there's one group of Coasties feeling it the worst: the Coast Guard recruiters.

I mean, think about it. It sucks to show up and still have to guard the coasts. Yet, they can continue their mission with a sour look on their face and abundant worries about paying rent. The recruiters? Yeah. I'm damn sure no one made their quota this month. Good luck getting anyone into the door when you can't even promise them a steady paycheck.

Anyways, just like the Coasties working Lyft after duty, the meme train keeps on rolling.

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Why the Punisher is so beloved by the military

The Marvel Comics universe has such a wide and diverse assortment of characters that there's a superhero for everyone. Within that vast collection of characters, there are many heroes who have military backgrounds, each of which represents a different aspect of military service. Captain America, for example, is remisicient the soldier who's willing to lay down his life for the betterment of mankind. Falcon is the airman who's always going to help his fellow veteran. Even the Coast Guard gets a champion in Spectrum, who's always going to protect the homefront.

But you don't usually Cap's shield spray painted by troops onto the sides of Hesco barriers while deployed — but you'll definitely see the Punisher's skull. It doesn't matter which branch a troop serves in; universally, troops find more in common with the vigilante anti-hero whose only real power is shootin' real good than they do with some morally-unwavering, genetically-enhanced super soldier.

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6 things geardos buy that are actually useful

No one wants to be labelled a "geardo." They're the person in the unit that spends way too much money to buy themselves things that are either not authorized for wear with the uniform or are redundant because the issued version is just as good.

It's not inherently a bad thing to make yourself more prepared for combat, it's more that people who buy extra crap are wasting their money to tack on useless crap that will do nothing but slow them down. Being fully decked out in mostly useless gear is also a telltale sign that the person has no idea what is actually used in combat — meaning they're probably a POG.

All that being said, some of the crap they buy isn't without merit. Sometimes, buying your own version of gear, something that was designed by someone other than the lowest bidder, helps plenty. The following pieces of gear are popular among geardos, but are actually useful.

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5 ways your service never really ends after you leave the military

All good things, inevitably, come to an end. Whether you were counting down the days until you had your DD-214 in your hands or you stubbornly got your retirement paperwork after giving everything you had to Uncle Sam, there eventually comes a time for you to lace up your boots for the very last time.

That's neither a good thing nor a bad thing — it's just a thing. But your time in uniform has forever changed you. What life has in store for you after service is no one's guess, but wherever you find yourself, know that you've still got a fire inside of you that will never die.

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