Entertainment

Why we're pumped about the new 'Overlord' film

There's a special place in our hearts for zombie films. It's a fun little escape to the smokepit conversations every troop has while deployed, like, "who would your zombie apocalypse team be?" And, "where would you go looting first?" Obviously, the only correct answers are your squadmates and the nearest gunshop, respectively, but I digress.

Zombie films have a strange place in the cinematic landscape. The ones that embrace the campiness of the genre tend to be more successful financially and the lower the budget of a zombie film, the more fun (or funny) it'll probably be. This is part of what made the veteran-made Range 15 so enjoyable to other veterans who enjoy that special, corny magic typical of zombie films.

It was recently announced that J.J. Abrams is set to produce the upcoming film Overlord. From the looks of things, it's going to be a zombie film set during the events of the Battle of Normandy — also known as Operation Overlord.

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5 reasons why troops dominate civilian obstacle courses

Troops and veterans often check their social media accounts to find their civilian friends from home posting photos of their latest foray into fun runs or obstacle courses.

This gives troops the idea of joining in on the fun — and why not? The troops may not always win, but you can be damn sure they'll come out in the top ten percent. And it looks even more impressive when they do it while covered in enough mud to hide from the Predator.

Coincidentally, troops can put their awesome ass-kicking skills to the test when Spartan Race returns to military installations this summer.

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The 13 funniest military memes for the week of July 20th

Female sailors seem to be getting the hair regulations loosened to allow a more natural look. This (obviously) caused a gigantic backlash among male soldiers demanding the permitting of beards. Honestly, it doesn't really make sense to disallow sailors to grow beards in the first place. After all, naval history tied to glorious beards, in both the U.S. Navy and around the world. As long as they keep their beards groomed, it'd be a boost to morale and it'd cut out the crappy rush to shave each morning.

But we'll see. 7th Fleet will probably crash another ship into a civilian fishing vessel and blame it on sailors having beards instead of actually taking responsibility for it.

Anyways. Have some memes, you glorious bastards.

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History

How Americans can claim their very own island using fun, outdated laws

Do you want to stake your claim on something, make it truly yours, and let all of human history know that you're a badass? Want to set out as an explorer despite the fact that the world has been pretty much figured out by this point? Ever feel like just sticking a flag in the ground and claiming it for yourself? Well, get ready to go island exploring!

Using plenty of technical loopholes in statutes created over one hundred and fifty years ago, you can actually lay claim to your very own island and do whatever you feel like on it.

There are many technicalities involved and several things to consider, but it's still very much possible.

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6 mistakes boot make that aren't the end of the world

Well, you done messed up, kid. You screwed up, everything is your fault, and there's no way of wiggling out of it. You've just got to take it on the chin and carry on.

Unfortunately, genuine mistakes happen from time to time. We're all human after all. But young troops, especially the good ones, take making a mistake a bit too hard. They've spent their entire training getting ready for the stringent task of being in the military only to find themselves on the wrong side of an as*chewing.

To these troops, that's it. Their morale is now shattered because it feels like the world is collapsing down on them. Now, this isn't to say that troops shouldn't strive for perfection — because that's what Uncle Sam demands — but small mishaps happen and will be quickly forgotten if improvements are made. If it's truly a mistake that wasn't done maliciously, just learn for next time.

After all, the primary role of a good NCO is to teach their younger troops to be better.

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What we know about the upcoming 'John Wick 3: Parabellum'

No action-thriller films in recent memory have received as much acclaim from both critics and audiences as the John Wick series. Ever since the credits rolled on the second film, fans have been speculating and eagerly waiting to see what will happen to the action genre's newest beloved badass.

On the surface, it's a very simple plot to follow. Bad guys kill a man's dog, so (spoiler alert) man brutally kills the bad guys — but it's so much deeper than that. The first and second films brilliantly weave in minor references to the grander world of the former-assassin-turned-world's-most-wanted-dog-avenger. It's fair to assume that the third film will follow in the same vein.

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6 things in video games that work nothing like real combat

Obviously, video games are nothing like the real world. No one is going to give you 100 gold coins to go clear a bunch of rats out of a dungeon and no one is impressed by your ability to roll on the ground to get places faster.

Where this division between real life and gaming hits the hardest is in the military. Think about it — not once has a recruiter tried to tell you about the "quest reward" that is the GI Bill. On the bright side, there are a lot less people screaming that they've done unspeakable acts to others' mothers — so there's that.

These are six video game tropes that are completely detached from reality.

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History

This is how San Francisco wound up with a self-proclaimed 'emperor'

The United States has been very proud to call itself a constitutional republic that is led by citizen-elected representatives. America is and has been, historically, very much opposed to monarchies. That is, until 1859, when a legitimately crazy guy wrote into a newspaper, proclaiming himself the "Emperor of these United States."

Of course, he had absolutely no legal authority and no one truly believed his claim. In fact, "Emperor" Joshua Norton was actually a homeless man dressed in nice clothes. He ended up being a major tourist attraction for the city, however, so the locals just gave him a collective, "sure, buddy. Whatever you say."

And so, an empire was born.

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6 ways veterans can be just as boot as their first enlistment

Just because someone has their very own DD-214 in their hands doesn't mean that they are now exempt from all of the same boot mistakes they once made when they were young privates. Chances are they're not going to be walking around the local mall with their dog tags hanging out of their shirt anymore, but they'll do nearly all of the same crap that got them mocked by their peers a few years prior.

The only differences between then and now is that they no longer have a squad leader around to say, "dude... what the sh*t are you doing?" and their college classmates must now thank them for their service for every little thing they do.

Some vets look on and cringe as others have their boot behaviors reinforced and dive head-first into checking every box on this list. We're not saying every vet exhibits these behaviors — far from it — but we all know that guy...

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