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The 'Hobbs & Shaw' trailer is perfect - don't at me

Get ready for two minutes and fifty-six seconds of glory because the latest trailer from the 'Fast and Furious' franchise just dropped. This is why The Rock wakes up at 4:00 to work out while the rest of us sleep like lazy jerks. Hobbs & Shaw looks like it will be completely ridiculous — and that's why it's going to be perfection.

Check it out:


Hobbs & Shaw (Official Trailer)

Hobbs & Shaw will be the 9th film in the Fast & Furious franchise and just like its predecessors, it's completely bonkers. But it knows that it's bonkers — and that's why it's brilliant.

The franchise started out in 2001 with street racing, thieves, and an undercover cop (played by the late and very much missed Paul Walker), and since then it has exploded into a $5 billion franchise that burns physics like NOS. In the latest film, they're upping the ante and throwing in super powers.

No complaints here.

"I am human evolutionary change. Bullet proof. Super human," purrs Idris Elba, the self-proclaimed "bad guy" of the film. According to The Rock, Elba plays a "cyber-genetically enhanced anarchist [who] gains control of an insidious bio-threat that could alter humanity forever," and former nemeses Luke Hobbs (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) must team up together to stop him.

Even though they hate each other but actually share similar ideals. So silly.

Vanessa Kirby plays a rogue M16 agent in there somewhere, too, and I'll be watching with my Bechdel checklist...

This is the party I signed up for.

Johnson has made a career out of over-the-top roles that he absolutely pulls off. He's not making dark action flicks — he's making films designed to give the viewer some fun. Hobbs & Shaw looks like it will be no exception. The creative team doubled down on action thriller endorphins by playing up that ol' "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" trope — and they did it because it works.

You guys are so silly.

The trailer reveals a peek at what we can expect from the film: car chases, explosions, destroyed buildings, and dudes who have spent a lotta hours in the gym beating each other up.

And a girl. Somewhere. Getting captured it looks like. So probably also rescued. She better have some of her own agency is what I'm saying. We can talk about it later, writing duo Chris Morgan and Gary Scott Thompson...

Ultimately, my bet is that the trailer is advertising the exact film it represents: an action-packed, fun-filled, no brainer experience, which is perfect.

Hobbs & Shaw opens on August 2, 2019.