MIGHTY MOVIES

5 reasons 'The Guardian' should be in your top ten military films of all time

Apocalypse Now. Full Metal Jacket. Platoon. Top Gun. Black Hawk Down. A Few Good Men. Saving Private Ryan. Kelly's Heroes. Crimson Tide.

If you ask your circle of friends and family what some of their favorite military films are, you could get literally a hundred different answers. You'd probably have to ask a few more friends and listen to another hundred more before you get someone to organically name 2006's The Guardian as a movie they've even heard of.

Just to get a few FAQ out of the way early on: yes, Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher did a film together. Yes, it is based on the military. Yes, it is about the US Coast Guard. Yes, the USCG is an arm of the US Armed Forces.


As you can imagine, there aren't very many people who would dare call this a good film, but I ask that you pump the brakes a bit and read why The Guardian should be on your list of favorite military films.

1. A movie about the Coast Guard?

The original DHS

(Image from MilitaryHumor.com)

As stated above, yes, the Coast Guard is a branch of the military... kind of.

They aren't, technically, a part of the Department of Defense so there is that odd "one of these things is not like the others" vibe going on, but they are our brothers and sisters, regardless. At one point they were Department of Transportation during peacetime and switched over to Department of Defense, falling under the umbrella of the Navy, during wartime.

They currently fall under the Department of Homeland Security, another departmental move that makes many of us lower-level peons scratch our heads.

2. It features some unheralded badasses

Yes, the USCG got some badasses, too!

(Image from Outsideonline.com)

Rescue swimmer seems like the most fitting name for this group of hardened heroes, but they have a much more official title: Aviation Survival Technician. Regardless of all of that, the AST of the US Coast Guard is a certified badass.

It is one of the US military's most elite careers with about an 80% washout rate. For comparison sake, that's about the same attrition rate as the Green Beret and Navy SEAL, and higher than the Army Ranger!

3. It's better than you think

A bit of split in opinion between the critics and the audience

(Image from Rotten Tomatoes.com)

Sure it made less than $30m in profit (horrible for a major theatrical release). Yes, it is lambasted on movie critiquing platform, Rotten Tomatoes. However, have you seen it?

Give The Guardian a good, genuine, non-biased once over, and you'll likely find yourself among the 80% of the audience who think this film is rated "fresh." The film doesn't tell any groundbreaking story. It is a completely fictionalized account but there are enough moments to draw you in, and that ending is truly special, if not a bit predictable.

4. It's one of the few watchable Ashton Kutcher films

Uh, yea

(Image from 20th Century Fox's Dude, Where's My Car?)

Look, Ashton Kutcher is a great man. He is involved in some of the most selfless causes in modern society. He has been instrumental in raising awareness, if nothing else, to the mainstream.

He also has a pretty decent track record when it comes to television. He was key in That 70's Show, created and hosted Punk'd, replaced Charlie freakin' Sheen on Two and a Half Men, and is currently putting out the Netflix Show, The Ranch. His television reputation is intact. Filmwise..not so much.

A bit of a holdover of a foregone era in a way, Kutcher doesn't seem to have the same magic when selected for movie projects as he does with TV. Of the 20+ movies Kutcher has starred in The Guardian is one of about four films that is actually enjoyable without intoxicants.

5. It's got Costner being Costner

Yea... he did this doozy too  

(Image from Universal Pictures' Waterworld)

Similar to his co-star, Kevin Costner has a bit of a checkered history when it comes to choosing movie roles. On the one hand you have films like Dances with Wolves and Hatfields & McCoys, two productions that yielded major awards and nominations for Costner.

Then you have Waterworld.

Just take this victory and go.