Top Gun is an iconic movie, no doubt about it. The action flick, which came out in 1986, was a blockbuster hit and has stayed popular in the three decades since.
The sequel comes out this summer and its trailers have already made us crave the need…. the need for speed.
The movie's lexicon has permeated into our everyday language over the years. We tell others to "Cover me, Goose," "Be my wingman anytime," or "take me to bed or lose me forever."
If you have ever been stationed in or have visited San Diego, you might have sung "Great Balls of Fire" at Kansas City Barbeque, sang "Highway to the Danger Zone" as you watched jets fly around Miramar, or hummed, "Take my Breath Away" as you hung out on a beach in Oceanside. The San Diego Padres have even tried several times to make "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" their version of the Red Sox's "Sweet Caroline."
One of the most iconic parts of the movie has to be the call signs.
Everyone loves call signs. They can be badass, cool, funny, and always give some glimmer of personality to a person in a military that tends to dissuade individuality.
(When my unit first got to Iraq, our command floated the idea of letting us pick a call sign. For an afternoon, I went back and forth between "Indian Outlaw" and "Buckeye" (my parents were from India and I left Ohio State to enlist the Marines). Unfortunately, the movie "300" had recently come out, and after having every junior enlisted Marine fight over why they deserved to be called "Spartan" or "Leonidas," the idea was scrapped, and we were assigned call signs based off our rank and last name.
Hence, instead of "Indian Outlaw," I became "Echo4Juliet"…puke.)
On the flip side, Top Gun had some amazing call signs.
So let's rank them from worst to first. We went off how awesome they sound, if they fit the character, and if they resonate with the audience. Here we go!
Charlie, played by Kelly McGillis, was based on a real-life civilian mathematician and maritime air superiority expert Christine "Legs" Fox. Her character did showcase the amount of data and analytical studies that went into studying and perfecting the art of aerial warfare. But the call sign Charlie was pretty lazy (the character's first name was Charlotte) and really didn't add anything to her personality.
Chipper is barely in the movie and is more of a seat filler. The lack of character doesn't really give us much to wonder about his name. Doesn't look very chipper to me.
When you think of the name Merlin, you think of wizardry and magic. You would think that someone with that call sign would either be doing some type of aviation wizardry. Instead, Merlin, played by Academy Award winner Tim Robbins pretty much looks like he's about to crap is pants most of the time. Merlin is more apt for Andy Dufrense because of his escape from Shawshank and less Robbins character in Top Gun.
"Slider…. You stink…" Does it have to do with how he gets with the ladies? Or sliding in behind the enemy? Did he slide off a runway when in training and end up in the backseat as a result? Or was he a college baseball player that just had one pitch? I don't know why this name doesn't sit well, but it just doesn't.
Maybe Cougar liked to go after older women. But, he probably was named after a ferocious animal. Its not a bad call sign, but not that original. His character, losing his edge, didn't help.
Wolfman should have been called Cowboy. He wore a cowboy hat in class, after all. But he does have a personality that shines through all throughout the movie and comes across like an old school radio DJ ala Wolfman Jack. So that pushes him up on the list.
"Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!" Lines like that make it obvious why Stinger is well, Stinger. His butt chewings would make him a great First Sergeant, and when he speaks, he means business. "And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!"
Hollywood looks good and acts the part. He's got the shade and swagger and doesn't seem to lose his cool. The name fits so much that after he is shot down and ends up ejecting and needed to be rescued out of the water, he still looks Hollywood-like.
It might have to do with the fact he is African American. It might have to do with the fact when he flies in, the sun goes down, and darkness arrives. Or both.
Regardless it is an awesome name. The helmet is even more bad ass.
Goose normally would suck, but it fits its characters personality so well. A guy with a callsign, Cobra wouldn't be serenading women in bars, yelling "Great Balls of Fire" after getting in trouble, or taking Polaroids of MiGs…. WHILE INVERTED. Anthony Edwards, the actor who played Goose, later gave insight on why writers came up with the name.
"You can run kid, but you can't hide" Jester is probably the perfect name of an instructor. He is wily, knows all the tricks, and is keen to remind you of why you are the student while he is the teacher. He also will break the rules and then throw them back in your face when you break them. (He did go below the hard deck first…..)
Jester was played by veteran actor Michael Ironside, whose own last name should be a call sign.
"That's right…. Ice…Man… I am dangerous."
Iceman chomps his teeth at him.
Everyone in the military fashions themselves to be the Iceman type. Cool. Calm. Collected…and Cocky. You keep your cool under pressure and stick to your training and planning. Nothing gets under his skin, and he thrives at the hint of competition.
Iceman looks Maverick right in the face and tells him why he is dangerous but doesn't go running to higher command. He takes it as a challenge and goes out and wins. The only time he starts to crack is when he's taking on five MiGs by himself (and can you really blame him on that?)
Based on Vietnam veteran, Top Gun instructor, and technical advisor Rear Admiral Pete "Viper" Pettigrew (holy Harry Potter name), Viper is a bad ass based on a real-life bad ass.
Vipers might look slow and sluggish but will deliver a quick strike. In the same manner, Viper doesn't go around yelling like Stinger or Jester. He is quiet and calm and gives off the demeanor of tranquility… until he is in the air.
There he makes short work of his pupils.
Did you really think this name wasn't going to be number one? Maverick has become synonymous with breaking the rules and flaunting the fact you're doing it. It has been co-opted by politicians, someone you served with, and is now the #73 most popular boy's name in America.
The name fits the character perfectly.
Jester : His fitness report says it all. Flies by the seat of his pants. Completely unpredictable.
Viper : He got you, didn't he?
Jester : [pauses] Yeah.
Maverick knows what it takes to get the job done and has the talent to do it. He also does what drives a lot of the military brass (and Iceman) crazy. He thinks outside the box.
Once he is able to reconcile being a good wingman while still utilizing his talents, it is game over for the enemy MiGs. All we can do is enjoy the ride with the "oh crap" look that Merlin has.
Let us know if you had a great call sign in the military! Comment your call sign and why you got it!
Indian Outlaw… out.
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