7 ways troops dress in 'civvies' that make them look like boots
While troops are in uniform, the only thing that matters is if it's correct. Uniform is tidy and presentable. Boots are clean (and polished, for you older cats.) Hair is cut on a weekly basis. Things like that.
But when troops are off-duty and in garrison, they're allowed to wear whatever.
Normally, troops just wear something comfortable and occasionally trendy. When you're off-duty, you're on your own time (until someone in the unit messes up).
But then there are the young, dumb boots who make it so painfully obvious that they don't have any real clothes in their barracks room.
Shy of some major exceptions for clothing unbecoming of a service member, there are no guidelines for wearing civilian clothes out of uniform. But it's like boots haven't figured out that being "out of uniform" isn't meant to be the unofficial boot uniform. You can spot them immediately when they wear these.
1. Barracks haircut without a hat
It really doesn't matter if you've got a stupid haircut in formation. You'll be mocked relentlessly by your squad but it doesn't matter. You're at least in regulations.
If you don't hide your shame with a hat when you're in civvies, however, your buddies might get the impression that you don't realize it's an awful haircut. And that you're a boot. And that you should be mocked even harder.
I feel like this dude's NCO failed him by not immediately taking him to the barber.
2. Uniform undershirt with basketball shorts
When you're done for the day, normal troops get out of their uniform as fast as they can. Boots tend to stop half way through just so they can go to the chow hall and get away with being in civvies.
They just stop at the blouse and pants and toss on a cheapo pair of basketball shorts. If they're really lazy, they'll even wear the military-issued socks with the same cheap Nike sandals.
But hey. It technically counts as civilian wear.
3. Combat boots tucked into embroidered jeans
Combat boots aren't really worn for comfort. They're practical as hell (which is why the military uses them) but they're not comfortable. Especially when they need to be bloused over the uniform pants. It would make sense that you'd not want to do this with regular clothes...right?
Nope. Boots never got that memo. And it's never the same jeans any regular American would wear. It's always the trashiest embroidered jeans that look like they weren't even cool back in early 2000's.
Can we all agree that the bedazzled butt cross should have never been a fad?
4. MMA shirts
It's one thing if a new troop wears their basic training shirt. It's one of the few shirts they have and completing basid is something to be proud of. No qualms with that.
If a boot rotates wearing one of seven Tapout or Affliction shirts and they've only ever taken Army Combatives Level One — yeah, no.
Just like with the goofy embroidered jeans, these shirts also look like they were constantly sprinkled in glitter.
One of my favorite things when someone is wearing a shirt for a fighter is to press them for details about fighter's record.
5. Oakleys worn on the back of the head (or under the chin)
Think of how literally every single person does with their sunglasses when they're not using them. You'd assume they'd take them off or flip them up to the top of their head if it's for a quick moment, right?
Not boots. They flip them around so they're worn in a stupid manner. Nothing against Oakleys either — but if they're more expensive than everything else combined in their wardrobe, it's a problem.
Just please take them off. This just looks dumb.
6. Dog tags outside a shirt
Dog tags serve a purpose for identifying troops in combat and treated as an inspectable item while in uniform. It is unheard of in any current branch of service to wear dog tags outside of the uniform.
And yet, boots will wear their dog tags on the outside of their Tapout shirt to let everyone know that they're in the military and didn't just buy their dog tags online.
"You're welcome for my service."
7. ID card holder armbands
If troops are in a top secret area, they may need to wear identification outside of their uniform (and even then, it's probably a separate badge). While on a deployment, troops may need to wear an ID card armband if they're in PTs. Shy of those two very specific moments, there is literally no reason to store your CAC outside your wallet.
There's an explanation for everything else on this list: boots think it looks cool and makes them feel like even more in the military. But boots who wear their CAC on their sleeve just paint a big ol' target on themselves.
But seriously. Where did they get these from?